Rhona Mitra to be replaced by Erin Esurance in next Underworld?
In other news Underworld 3 missed the top BO spot by a mere $800 000. So does that justify the Rhona Mitra hype?? Her leather clad sex appeal was beaten out by Paul Blart Mall Cop, which took in a respectable 21.6 million. Perhaps if they'd stuck with the original catsuit from the first two movies they might've been able to edge into No 1 - laying the blame on poor Rhona would be underestimating the influence of wardrobe in the making of the film. Kate Beckinsale's only major post Pearl Harbor successes have been while wearing latex. It puts the whole idea of acting and directing into context. Looking at it like that, it kind of make's Mitra's no latex results seem pretty good - like an athlete winning a silver medal, but without the performance enhancing cheater pills! BTW I hear that Underworld 4 is already underway, and is staring a digitally animated cat suit!Music, animation and ecology all came together with Erin Esurance’s four guest appearances during the ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!” show in late October– the first animated guest in the show’s history.
Catsuit Culture - Underworld 4: Rise of Lycra?
It's easy to Monday morning quarter back and say they should've stuck with the original costume. Of course they'd have had to use a modified version of the original: Rhona's shape is some what different from Beckinsale's, and the original was auctioned off for charity a few days ago. I sure that somewhere out there some fetishist is having a field day. Let's not allow that to distract us from what's important though, that some rehab for strung out actors probably got a well needed financial boost! Also we should bear in mind the very important lesson we've learned through U3 - never underestimate the power of a cat suit to create a cultural phenomenon - unless you're Halle Berry!Stop that Mascott! Erin Esurance spells 'inaner rescue'!
Catsuit Couture
Post Script: I really pity you, Erin Esurance! You're nothing more than a pathetic wanna be rip off of the original pink haired fab chick. No matter how hard you try Erin, you'll never ever be Lt Gay Ellis!!! Not only are you not the real Lt Ellis, you're not even real! You hear that, loser?
Pink Hair & Purple Prose
