They're taking this allegedly sham marriage much farther than I ever thought they would (Maybe it would have been simpler to have described it as an alleged marriage). I'm not speaking about the sacrifice of Katebot's career either - you actually have to have a career before you can put it on hold. I'm talking about bringing another kid in on the act. Still they're bravely keeping their game faces on as they try to convince the world that they have a perfect marriage, even superior to Elizabeth Hasselbeck's (Lizzie Horseback claims that her marriage is so good that her husband doesn't even need to masturbate or look at porn. That low blow is bound to hit a sore spot with women who take issue with their guy's fixations; be it porn, or Erin Esurance!). They may have the perfect shame marriage, but remember Praise American Ideal spells I Married a Space Alien!
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