Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Pathological Liar Nadya Suleman was a High School Loser

Now according to Nadya Suleman - the Octomom - she was a popular teenager who got good grades and was on the cheer leading squad. That's not what her Nogales High School class mate Yvette Partida says. Partida claims that when she heard Suleman's interviews something just didn't add up.

For one thing she was never a cheerleader. Partida knows this because she was. She wasn't the A student she claims to have been either. Partida reveals that far from being an honour roller, Suleman would cheat on tests to pass, and once even got Partida herself into serious trouble. It was a science class quiz and Nadya kept pestering Partida to give her the answers. Afraid that the teacher would see and suspect her of cheating, she turned around and told Suleman to shut it. The teacher caught that and suspected Partida of cheating. Partida wound up with a zero on the exam.

Partida also goes on to point out that Nadya now looks nothing like the girl she knew. "She didn't have those puffy lips for one thing", Partida insists. In fact Partida claims that Suleman now looks totally different from the girl she knew. Partida's opinion is that Octomom has had a lot of plastic surgery!

So if Megamom Nadya Suleman wasn't a some kind of Kim Possible in school what was she?? According to Partida, Octomom was a moody loaner. "She never approached people" Partida says, going on to say that Suleman generally kept to herself, and was often seen sulking from class to class clutching her books and with her head down. She sounds like a girl more likely to grow up to shoot a celebrity than become one herself. We can only be thankful that she never read the Catcher in the Rye!

Partida also surmises that Suleman was a pathological liar. She bases this on the many lies Suleman told. For instance when Partida confronted her about the cheating, and asked her to go to the teacher to confess, Suleman refused to clear her friend. Suleman explained that if she told her mother - the school's French teacher - would find out and punish her. Suleman claimed that her mother would make her go to live with her divorced father in Beverly Hills. There were only two things wrong with her story: her parents weren't divorced at the time, and her father didn't live in Beverly Hills.

One thing remains consistent, her interest in motherhood. Partida reveals that when a classmate in grade 11 got pregnant, Suleman thought that it was 'really cool'. Another classmate goes on to reveal that Suleman was always interested in having lots of kids, and that it was sort of an ambition for her. Whether or note Suleman ever made girl most likely in the old year book, she has gone on to fulfill that ambition, and how! She's not only made the record books, but has become a tabloid mainstay! Now I hope that's not what Nagoles High taught impressionable teenagers in Career Ed class! Still, with Octomom making out like a bandit, they might as well have! There is even a silver lining to the story: not ever quiet loner goes on to shoot up their office. Some ticking time bombs become one woman population explosions!

Incidentally if you're one of those people who has a morbid fascination with Octomom, and can't enough, then you'll be happy to learn that Nadya Suleman has a video blog over at Radaronline! In the latest entry Octomom reveals that she is moving to a larger home - 2800 square feet. That's 200 square feet per child, for the mathematically minded. It's also on a cul de sac, which Suleman goes on to explain, is "safer for the kids". She's got her line of BS down pat. I wonder how much they're paying her??

Oh yeah and guess what got released today!



Oh yeah, and something else is on the way too!



We'll smile in the spring when the birds begin to sing!


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