Brooke's Mom escapes!
While US and In Touch fight it out over which rag is trashiest, the National Enquirer has pulled off a coup. It seems that they've managed to provoke the ire of Brooke Shields (you don't want to make her angry. There's already one guy up on charges because of that!). Seems that one of their sneaky and unethical reporters took off to Old Tappan New Jersey. That's where Brooke keeps her mom Teri in an assisted living facility. Since Teri is the one who tricked Brooke out for Pretty Baby (and the Ivory Snow box cover even before that!) and was the major force behind her early success, she might be a good source. The fact that Teri and Brooke had a public spilt up (never fully patched up. Brooke won't have Teri over cause mom complains that Chris Henchley stinks and is a slob!) and is currently 'dotty' might make her and even better source!It seems that some time around 3 PM folks at the home noticed Teri was gone and got concerned, so the cops got brought in. Teri was found next door at a diner where a NE reporter had been plying her with coffee and pie! Teri was unharmed, though needed to use the restroom. She followed officers back across the street to the home. No charges have yet been pressed, perhaps because the elder Ms. Shields had been 'signed out' of the home, which would make them liable! Though no complaints have been filed, and the incident is still under investigation (authorities are not sure if any actual laws were broken) Ms. Shields is quite upset. She has told People that she plans to pursue this to the full extent of the law. Perhaps she might also want to look into a maximum security seniors facility. Mom must have some real shit on Brooke for her to get this miffed! Incidentally Brooke wants to warn you not to believe anything her mother might have told those tabloid reporters cause she's crazy - that is 'diagnosed with dementia'!
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