Saturday, May 30, 2009

Slimy Limey Simon Cowell isn't finsished exploiting children and spinsters




Simon Cowbell - worse than your run of the mill, everyday bastard?

So will Susan reach the "Boyling point"? The pressure is continuing to mount for the Britain's Got Talent contestants, as Simon Cowell & Co. continues to toy with spinsters, children, and other innocents, for public entertainment. Wasn't Mick Hucknall the guy who said "Simon Cowell is the devil"? Maybe he just called him slimy and evil. Hey, give him credit for using the Jerry Springer routine to reinvent the Gong Show! Check out CNN's Showbiz for continuing video updates on this and other developing stories!

Will the public take 'back down' coming from someone like Cowell?

Mr. Nasty has gone from humiliating dreamy eyed hopefuls to scolding the public. That's probably not the brightest idea that he's ever had. Then again when you version of a good idea is American Idol then gimmicks are what you rely on instead of genuine brains or talent (just like Simon relies on sarcasm lieu of wit). Can the Simon Cowell backlash be far away?

'Remember that movie Carrie where they drop the goat blood on the girl at the prom? I make a career out of that!'

I think that ironically Susan Boyle might prove the beginning of the end for him. Some of the BGT judges recently made statements shaming the public and the media for putting too much pressure on Boyle. In other words "back off". We're not the ones pushing her in front of the cameras. Although it appears that the Cowell Crew already knew the woman had some 'mental' problems.

Simon the Instigator: says "get off her back" after arranging the lights, the cameras, and the action

It seems that Cowell & Co feel that using her to create a little drama might be good for ratings. The public and press have been warned to back off and give the woman some space. However is rumors are to be believed (and would you believe Cowell if he told you the time of day?) she's been close to quitting numerous times. So who's talking her into hanging in there?

Talking a simple minded woman into doing something she no longer wants to do might not win you any halos!

Wagging your finger at the public and press after you basically set everything up is not really clever. It just shows a hell of a nerve. If the public and press decide that they don't need to be shamed because Cowell's the one really responsible for this fiasco, then the meter might start running out on his public career. It would be ironic if he became his final victim. Of course that might lead to his next show business venture - charging people to watch the homeless fight each other for drugs.





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