Monday, January 31, 2011
help?
hello everyone,
I'd quite like to buy some new clothes but can't think of any nice websites, help please?!
hannah XXxx
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Celebrity Death List 2011
We've just started off a brand new year and that has many wondering which of their favorite celebrities won't make it through. Charlie Sheen is the name on everyone's lips, but that's unlikely. It would just be too simple and straightforward. Other favorite death listers are the perennials, like Liz Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor. I suspect that those ladies will live to make next year's celebrity death list.
Remember when predicting celebs deaths, as in predicting anything; it's the one you least suspected but should've seen coming all along. The ones you expect to go seldom do (people have been waiting for Keith Richards to kick off since the 70's, but he outlived John Denver), as a watched pot never boils.
Since no one's called Oprah I'm gonna pick her - with years of obesity, yo yo dieting, and esteem issues; she's overdue for something (like a date with that big cheeseburger in the sky). Since addictions seldom occur in isolation - if your addicted to something you'll probably have other addictions, Oprah may have some discreet substance use issues that have been kept under wraps (pills probably). If half of what she's said about herself is true then it would be surprising if she didn't.
Also she's pushing herself extra hard lately too, getting OWN up and running. Also Kirstie Alley, or anyone else on the National Enquirer's tabloid death list.
Strangely, though Oprah is morbidly obese, no one is staging an intervention to get her into 'food rehab'. That might be due to the fact that Oprah knows how to (bullshit) handle people: get celebs to perform on demand for them, give them free cars, and tell them that they have super powers in the form of 'untapped potential'. Think of her as Santa Claus in drag. America has been waiting for her for a very long time. What will they do without her?
Remember also that celeb deaths do come in threes. This is partially due to the fact that when one goes others have to follow, since a celeb can't bear anyone else to get that kind of attention, even if it means being the stiff at their own funeral.
That kind of attention" means "talked about to the exclusion of everything else". It's every celebs secret wet dream - and it makes them feel insignificant when some one else gets it - so Angelina Jolie is probably not only on the launch pad, but her count down may have started. You can only pull that adoption stunt so many times. If she kicks off she'll go down bigger than Marylin Munroe! Especially if she can pull it off in a mysterious and controversial way! Let's put it this way - if she books a flight to Egypt and throws herself under a tank in the name of whatever, then she'll have it made in the shade.
If Angie goes, a couple of others will be obliged to follow, like Madonna or any one else who adopted on the heels of Jolie. Madge has been withering away ever since Lady Gaga beat her at her own game, so she could use an excuse. Death is practically the only major career move she has left, like Michael Jackson; since even fucking a guy named "Jesus" isn't enough to keep her relevant these days. Plus she has that history of abusing her body by pushing herself to extremes. So she probably has developed a few health issues by now.
Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists
Remember when predicting celebs deaths, as in predicting anything; it's the one you least suspected but should've seen coming all along. The ones you expect to go seldom do (people have been waiting for Keith Richards to kick off since the 70's, but he outlived John Denver), as a watched pot never boils.
Since no one's called Oprah I'm gonna pick her - with years of obesity, yo yo dieting, and esteem issues; she's overdue for something (like a date with that big cheeseburger in the sky). Since addictions seldom occur in isolation - if your addicted to something you'll probably have other addictions, Oprah may have some discreet substance use issues that have been kept under wraps (pills probably). If half of what she's said about herself is true then it would be surprising if she didn't.
Also she's pushing herself extra hard lately too, getting OWN up and running. Also Kirstie Alley, or anyone else on the National Enquirer's tabloid death list.
Strangely, though Oprah is morbidly obese, no one is staging an intervention to get her into 'food rehab'. That might be due to the fact that Oprah knows how to (bullshit) handle people: get celebs to perform on demand for them, give them free cars, and tell them that they have super powers in the form of 'untapped potential'. Think of her as Santa Claus in drag. America has been waiting for her for a very long time. What will they do without her?
call it "They'll miss me when I'm gone"
Remember also that celeb deaths do come in threes. This is partially due to the fact that when one goes others have to follow, since a celeb can't bear anyone else to get that kind of attention, even if it means being the stiff at their own funeral.
That kind of attention" means "talked about to the exclusion of everything else". It's every celebs secret wet dream - and it makes them feel insignificant when some one else gets it - so Angelina Jolie is probably not only on the launch pad, but her count down may have started. You can only pull that adoption stunt so many times. If she kicks off she'll go down bigger than Marylin Munroe! Especially if she can pull it off in a mysterious and controversial way! Let's put it this way - if she books a flight to Egypt and throws herself under a tank in the name of whatever, then she'll have it made in the shade.
If Angie goes, a couple of others will be obliged to follow, like Madonna or any one else who adopted on the heels of Jolie. Madge has been withering away ever since Lady Gaga beat her at her own game, so she could use an excuse. Death is practically the only major career move she has left, like Michael Jackson; since even fucking a guy named "Jesus" isn't enough to keep her relevant these days. Plus she has that history of abusing her body by pushing herself to extremes. So she probably has developed a few health issues by now.
Cath Kidston
so my new spring Cath Kidston magazine came down (if you don't already have a copy, i highly recommened that you request one right now - http://www.cathkidston.co.uk/s-10-request-a-catalogue.aspx??) at the beginning of this week, and it is a-m-a-z-i-n-g !! there is so many new designs and prints and everything is so lovely!
here are a few of my favourites...
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Charlie Sheen drama continues to unfold
Charlie has checked himself into rehab and he ain't one bit happy about it, referring to his critics as a bunch of turds. He likes porn stars much better, For one thing they're a lot less critical. Anyway during Sheen's most recent blowout he wrote one of the young lovelies a check for 30 000 just because he felt like it. Here's the copy of that.
Now that little doozie found it's way onto TMZ so I'm guessing that it got cashed, and then the canceled stub got sold for it's 'pop culture value'. So porno girls might not be critical, but they sure know which side their bread is buttered on!
Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan has expressed concern for Sheen, whom she describes as totally addicted and int he middle of a life and death drama. She's also glad that he's getting help. While some might think that Lindz has been waiting years for her chance to say something like this (with her tongue in her cheek) - the sort of thing that so many have been so eager to say about her; it's also worth noting that Lindsay has calmed down a bit since Michael Lohan has began acting fatherly. Kudos to Michael and let's hope he can keep it together for his daughter.
Now here's something to look forward to.
Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists
Now that little doozie found it's way onto TMZ so I'm guessing that it got cashed, and then the canceled stub got sold for it's 'pop culture value'. So porno girls might not be critical, but they sure know which side their bread is buttered on!
Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan has expressed concern for Sheen, whom she describes as totally addicted and int he middle of a life and death drama. She's also glad that he's getting help. While some might think that Lindz has been waiting years for her chance to say something like this (with her tongue in her cheek) - the sort of thing that so many have been so eager to say about her; it's also worth noting that Lindsay has calmed down a bit since Michael Lohan has began acting fatherly. Kudos to Michael and let's hope he can keep it together for his daughter.
Now here's something to look forward to.
Julia Roberts is caught up in a shocking cheating scandal with a hunky Oscar winner - and it is threatening her 9-year marriage, sources tell The ENQUIRER. In an exclusive report, we reveal the identity of the rugged, recently married Hollywood star who has stolen 43-year-old mom of three Julia's heart, what she is saying about him, and how the relationship is causing a deep rift with her cameraman husband Danny Moder. | ||
The ENQUIRER has uncovered bombshell secrets behind Oprah Winfrey's recent disclosure on TV that she has a secret sister named Patricia, who her mother Vernita gave up for adoption at birth. ENQUIRER reporters have tracked down Patricia's biological father who reveals a startling LIE about her birth and a shocking family COVER UP that will stun Oprah and her millions of fans. Court papers and police reports obtained by ENQUIRER reporters reveal domestic violence allegations, arrests and stalking claims involving Oprah's new extended family and insiders say the talk queen will regret going public with details of her long-lost half-sister. |
Friday, January 28, 2011
Charlie Sheen takes another trip to the hospital
can you say 'death wish'?
TMZ is also reporting that Sheen had a brief case full of cocaine delivered to his pad at the beginning of a 36 hour bender which resulted in what was officially called a hiatal hernia. He also entertained some young ladies and 'critiqued' porn before eventually heading off to Cedars Sinai.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Demi goes Sundance; Wynonna goes Oprah
Demi Moore talks with CNN about how she keeps the love alive with Ashton, but what she really wants to talk about are her amazing new projects at Sundance!
Since Oprah discovered her half sister, bastards a re coming out of the wood work as other celebs follow suit. I hope this isn't gonna be another tiresome celebrity trend like impulse adoptions.
Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists
Since Oprah discovered her half sister, bastards a re coming out of the wood work as other celebs follow suit. I hope this isn't gonna be another tiresome celebrity trend like impulse adoptions.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Happy Birthday, Oprah Winfrey
As she turns 57 this week, it's hard to imagine a time when Oprah wasn't a household name. But, her rise to international super-stardom didn't begin until late in 1986, the year she sat down with Mike Wallace.
Jackson death doctor pleads "not guilty"
It gets worse - the trial will be televised. Court TV has been looking for a marque event to fill the OJ Simpson void.
Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Miley Cyrus Dress
Miley Cyrus Dress:
81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus arrives at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus arrives at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus Dress
Miley Cyrus Dress
Miley Cyrus Dress
Miley Cyrus Dress
Miley Cyrus ring at 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus dress at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus hairstyle at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus hairstyle at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus cute face
Miley Cyrus hairstyle at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus dress at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus posing at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus dress from back.
Miley Cyrus at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus hairstyle at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus facelook at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus dress at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Miley Cyrus dress at the 81st Annual Academy Awards
Nadya Suleman releases a dominatrix fetish video featuring an adult man dressed as an infant
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Angelina Jolie Hairstyles
Angelina Jolie Hairstyles:
An individual facial form are not easily categorized in the real world. Most of one person a combination facial forms. Most faces are combinations of two or more of these basic forms. The form of Angelina Jolie's face is a good example. Because the form of the face is the most basic sign that most flatteringly hairstyle will determine, we should analysis own facial form, before one a smart hairstyle.
Angelina Jolie Hairstyle
Angelina Jolie Half Updo
Angelina looks sweet with her loose half up hairstlye. Angelina always looks gorgeous.
Angelina Jolie continues to film scenes for 'The Tourist' at Belle Epoque Cafe in Colette Square.
Angelina Jolie in 'The Tourist' .
Angelina Jolie is wearing her hair in a very elegant knotted hairstyle
Actress Angelina Jolie at the premiere for 'Salt' at Le Grand Rex.
Actress Angelina Jolie at the premiere for 'Salt'.
Angelina Jolie Updo Hairstyle
An individual facial form are not easily categorized in the real world. Most of one person a combination facial forms. Most faces are combinations of two or more of these basic forms. The form of Angelina Jolie's face is a good example. Because the form of the face is the most basic sign that most flatteringly hairstyle will determine, we should analysis own facial form, before one a smart hairstyle.
Angelina Jolie Hairstyle
Angelina Jolie Half Updo
Angelina looks sweet with her loose half up hairstlye. Angelina always looks gorgeous.
Angelina Jolie continues to film scenes for 'The Tourist' at Belle Epoque Cafe in Colette Square.
Angelina Jolie in 'The Tourist' .
Angelina Jolie is wearing her hair in a very elegant knotted hairstyle
Angelina Jolie Loose Updo Hairstyle
Angelina paired her shimmering silver dress with a loose updo.
Angelina paired her shimmering silver dress with a loose updo.
Actress Angelina Jolie at the premiere for 'Salt' at Le Grand Rex.
Angelina Jolie Updo Hairstyle
An updo hairstyle done on Angelina with her hairs beautifully tied making her look stunning
Angelina Jolie Half Updo hairstyle
Angelina was casually elegant up-half locks at premiere of 'The Tourist.'
Angelina and Brad pitt at premiere of 'The Tourist.'
Angelina jolie at premiere of 'The Tourist.'
Angeline Jolie updo hairstyle.
Angeline Jolie updo hairstyle.
Angelina Jolie French Twist hairstyle
Angeline Jolie with a high updo hairstyle.
Angeline Jolie with a high updo hairstyle.
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