Tuesday, June 30, 2009
BRADLEY COOPER ON JENNIFER ANISTON
Monday, June 29, 2009
KANYE WEST SPARKING MORE GOSSIP
Thursday, June 25, 2009
MICHAEL JACKSON DIES AT LA HOSPITAL
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
SHIA LABEOUF AND THE TRANSFORMERS
Sunday, June 21, 2009
HEATHER LOCKLEAR DENYING WEDDING
Saturday, June 20, 2009
ANGELINA JOLIE REDUCED TO TEARS
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
JAMIE FOXX ON HALLE BERRY KISS
Monday, June 15, 2009
MADONNA IS VERY HAPPY WITH COURT
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Spaced Out Sunday - Cleft Panties!
Today on Mocksure we present a brief history of the camel toe. For those unfamiliar with the phrase it refers to a clothing situation where close gets too close. This presents an embarrassing predicament which visually resembles the hoof of the creature after which it is named. Here now in slide show form, are some of the entertainment industries most famous, or infamous, hot hoofers(images shamelessly stolen from the good people @ celebritymooch)! Keep your eyes peeled for Kate Beckinsale and the Pharaoh's Tomb!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Foxy Knoxy's got some moxie! Amanda still wriggling on the hook
Amanda Knox and her Italian Raffaele Sollecito boyfriend are accused of killing British student Meredith Kercher in what is being described as a 'sex game gone wrong'. The American media was ridiculing this explanation as far fetched right up until the recent death of actor David Carradine in Thailand. Knox had an alibi too - "the black kid did it!" In this case the black kid is a drifter from the Ivory Coast named Rudy Guede. Rudy did get convicted for that one, and was sentenced to 30 years. That didn't get Foxy Knoxy off the hook.
Now this has been a kind of America vs The World case. Brits and Italians feel that she should be strung up by the tits and slow roasted over coals. Americans - lead on by Knox's mother and step father - feel that Amanda Knox is a good all American girl getting railroaded by corrupt Italian officials looking for a fall gal. The fact that the Italian prosecutor is under investigation, and is basing part of his case on a well known Italian psychic 'occult investigator' doesn't help. The fact that Amanda has posed for pics, later posted to Myspace, with guns and military paraphernalia, hasn't deterred her advocates.

Knox doesn't exactly come off as the sweet girl next door either. In any other circumstances she'd look as guilty as sin! Apart from her interest in pulp fiction style sex games and guns, she seems to be pretty cynically putting the prosecution on the defensive. She's accused Italian police of beating her, abusing her, and trying to pressure a confession out of her (though she has been allowed to keep her iPod - according to her step father). She's making the trial about the Italian authorities more than the question of her own guilt or innocence.
Now in the court of public opinion that's usually taken as a sure sign of a guilty person attempting to get off by playing the system. In this case she's a white middle American who was allegedly discreet enough to allegedly commit crimes out of the country. So it's root root root for the home team. In this case Foxy Knoxy doesn't have the home field advantage.
Though she relies on an interpreter, Amanda has become fluent in Italian during her year and a half in prison. Did she learn in the school of 'hard Knox'?

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Friday, June 12, 2009
Jon a no show at Gosselin Anniversary

Seems that there are things Jon Gosselin would rather do on his anniversary than spend it with his bossy, domineering wife, like party up with a 23 year old. Now we assume that he spent the day with his 23 year old gal pal Deanna Hummel since he wasn't spotted out in public, much less any where near his wife.
I suppose that he assumed Kate's needs would be tended to. She's been pretty chummy with her bodyguard, Steve Neild, for awhile. Not that Steve-O was on the scene today. Kate spent the day wandering about the yard picking up toys and looking miserable for paparazzi, while the brood played on their moon bounces. This makes a sort of change from the sextuplet's recent birthday. Kate spent that day much more agreeably - at a tanning salon! They taped a birthday show several days later: kids don't know the difference and Kate did look fabulous!
Kate isn't looking fabulous today though. Then again who really knows what happens once the cameras are off. I'm sure Kate was once again in fine high spirits, perhaps showing the children toys that she won't permit them to play with, ordering pizza and eating it all right in front of their forlorn little faces, or snapping at Mady to 'shut up' when she calls her mommy 'mean'. Don't feel sorry for Kate Gosselin - she's got what it takes to get along. Unfortunately that makes her hard to take, and hard to get along with!

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Thursday, June 11, 2009
Bret Michaels - post Tony's picture

He might be into heavy metal but the Tony's is proving to be his toughest gig. Bret Michaels broke his nose when he walked into a descending curtain while performing at he awards show. You've probably seen the footage @ youtube several thousand times by now. In case you haven't here's the highlight -
Now the Tony Awards reps claimed that Mr. Michaels 'missed his mark'. In other words they're not accepting any responsibility for what happened. Bret feels that's just not good enough. On his website he went so far as to say that if such a thing had happened to a Liza Minnelli or an Elton John the response would've been much different. That's where you're wrong Bret! The Tony's would never have let such a thing happen to Liza or Sir Elton! Michaels does so on to say that a letter of concern might have been nice. Nothing fancy, just some thing brief and sincere like "Hi Mike, hope the nose is okay, & you're not planning on suing are you?"

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
KANYE WEST CONFIRMS ROMANCE OVER
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Jessica Alba goes on a crime spree



Now the vandalism was in a good cause, which takes some of the edge off of it. Jessica was trying to raise awareness of the great white shark. The posters are unclear however, so it's likely that passer byes will assume that it's a poster for some metal band.

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Heavy Metal mayhem @ the Tonys - Brett Michaels gets dropped
Spokes reps for the Tonys are already explaining that Brett Michaels missed his mark. Those damned sludgers don't know how to work with pro theater people - they're as bad as movie stars. Now really that sounds a lot like "Don't blame us cause we didn't do it" and a defensive position for a potential law suit. If Michaels' nose is broken it could completely screw up his vocals and end his metal career. With a bent beak and a warped warble the only thing left would be country music! So you see how it could be the basis for a law suit. Personally I think the Tony Awards committee did it - they gotta generate interest in Broadway somehow! I hear they're planning to maim Jeremey Piven at next year's ceremonies!
Then again maybe this sort of hooliganism is just trickling down - Reaganomically - to the mid brow from the high brow. Hopefully by the time it reaches the low brow it will be too diluted to make much difference - just like actual Reaganomics! By then, with most of it's force spent, that upper class aggression will have to find lower class expression in the form of dirty jokes and naughty songs that are peppered with vulgarities!
PS. If you think I'm being facetious - then try thinking of the past 8 years as an example of the trickle down theory of aggression. In fact most wars might be described as cases of upper class aggression infecting the lower classes!
Middle Class = malice, schadenfreude, competition, 'edgy' movies, heated political debate, cultural subterfuge
Lower Class = vulgar jokes & songs, pseudo violent spectacle ie pro wrestling & FOX News
BTW thanks to everyone who helped make our youtube channel one of the 50 most viewed in Canada for the week!


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Monday, June 8, 2009
Why Mocksure won't post the David Carradine death scene pIx

I think the big thing with David Carradine is that people expected the Kung Fu routine in real life. I sometimes imagine the poor man walking around with a pocket full of fortune cookies so that if some one stopped him on the street and asked him to 'say something zen' he'd have a response - "Life is a journey that takes you where you least expect, but it's up to you to take the steps". So it was a bit surprising that he wasn't Mr Zen, but liked a freaky good time. Many others are into that. It's just that people didn't expect Carradine to be one of them. It doesn't diminish him as an actor, or as a person.
Part of the whole interest in gossip (for me anyway) is to what extent are we being 'sold an image' about celebrities. We're being presented - most of the time - with a carefully crafted image that we are supposed to like and buy into. That way we will want to support our favorites by seeing their films. Meanwhile the real person is a carefully guarded secret. Rock Hudson is perhaps one of the best known cases of this.
So how is the real person different from the public image. Would people feel differently about their favorite actor/actress if they knew what they were really like? Will people detach the personal life from the professional life - ie "he was a good actor, his private life is none of my business"? How many other celebs are afraid of their personal side getting out? In this regard, the details of Carradine's life seem like fair game. Posting pictures of his death feels like crossing 'the decency line'.

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DOLLY PARTON AT THE TONY AWARDS
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Spaced Out Sunday

We've seen what can happen to celebrities when they go down the party path. They turn into users, boozers, and losers! If only there had been some way to reach them before they took the good time big time. Maybe an informative little video like this might've done the trick?
Reefer Madness

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Saturday, June 6, 2009
Stephanie Seymour gets unfortunate and embarrassing

Stephanie and her husband Peter Brandt are in the middle of a nasty divorce. The fact that they still share a residence complicates things. Neither one are willing to leave their Connecticut estate. So they've divided the house up into separate his and hers sections. That's where the guard comes into it.
Seems that Mr. Brandt had a professional security person, one Joseph Babnik from Carmel New York, posted at he main entrance to make sure that his estranged missus kept to her side of the house. Well Steph wanted to get in by the front door. That lead to Babnik blocking her way, and an altercation in which Seymour was pushed into a screen door. Now Miss Stephanie is seeking redress by way of the law! The hapless Mr. Babnik has been charged with disorderly conduct and issued with a misdemeanour summons! That'll teach him t go doin' his job!
Observers of the Seymour divorce probably won't be surprised that it has finally come to blows. The whole affair was rife with bizarre drama. Shortly after they divided the house down the center I Love Lucy style, Seymour gave a tabloid interview complaining that her husband was playing dirty and making it hard for her. She has also claimed that her husband had bugged her car, with a GPS tracker, so that he could keep tabs on her movements. No word on whether he recorded her phone calls or bribed her shrink. As for Brandt, he denies ever planting a bug in Seymour's car. He also calls the security guard incident 'unfortunate and embarrassing'.

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Friday, June 5, 2009
David Carradine - Unusual Circumstances

Now people close to the late actor disputed suicide. They pointed out that those days were long behind him. They also disputed the sex stunt theory. They pointed out hat his hands were bound behind him. So it's unlikely that he did this to himself. Thailand has a bad reputation for foul play with foreigners. Wealthy tourists can get themselves robbed or blackmailed without too much trouble. As one American businessman out it in an online interview "Don't let anyone get too close to your drink". So maybe Carradine had some company when he died, and the Thai authorities want o cover it up to protect the tourist trade.
However new details are starting to confirm that Carradine had a kinky side. According to divorce documents filed by ex wife Marina Anderson, Carradine was into sex behaviour that was potentially self destructive. The type of sexual activity wasn't spelled out in the papers, but they did reveal that Marina had accused Carradine of incest with a close family member. According to her both Carradine and his relative admitted it, but Carradine was not interested in getting treatment.
The plot thickens. It seems like you can't have a suspicious death these days without Scientology being some how tied into it. Sure enough Carradine's current wife Ann Bierman, and two of his children: daughters Sienna and Calista, are Scientologists. Bierman is in fact an OT 5, who claims that the church has made her drug free.
As for Carradine himself, he denied being officially a member, but was an admitted admirer of the movement. He was also involved. His band the Soul Dogs performed at the Scientology Celebrity Center. He participated in a Scientology 'Christmas' parade were he rode a float. He presetned at the John Travolta movie Bolt, and with Scientologist Jason Lee at the annual L Ron Hubbard Writers of the Future contest.
Now I don't think that you can pin this on Scientology. Carradine's unfortunate death may be nothing more than it is, tragic. However it is bringing to light some new information about the actor. Enough information to begin reshaping our image of him.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009
David Carradine RIP


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Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Miranda Kerr former fiancee on trial for fraud!

Back before Miranda ever dreamed of a Bloom connection, and when she was still a struggling young Aussie model with an ambitious mother, she was dating a financier called Adrian Camilleri. Now Mr Camilleri didn't do anything like steal from the Pope and friends of Bill Clinton. He filled a niche in Australia's financial market. Specifically he matched investors with borrows for short term high interest loans. Now that sounds a lot like loan sharking, but that's not what he's up for. It seems that he forgot to pay some of his investors back.

Now Adrian can explain. This was all some mix up, and a mere clerical error. The check was supposed to be deposited into his solicitor's account. Besides one of his associates, a Mr Alexander, is accused of stealing $200 000 for the firm, and that unbalanced the books for awhile! Since Mr Camilleri can't really be blamed for any of these unfortunate circumstances, he's plead not guilty!
Where does Miranda's mom come into this sordid picture? Well she was the 'roper' who directed her well heeled friends and acquaintance towards Mr Camilleri. In fact Mr Camilleri claims that he received most of his contacts through Miranda's mom Theresa. Since Adrian and Miranda were engaged to be married at the time, there didn't seem to be much harm in it. However it's probably left Theresa with some awkward explaining to do, like - "we never approved of him", & "we lost money too!" However in light of the fact these explanation don't even add up as well as Camilleri's books! So you see the engagement thing hasn't always worked out for poor Miranda, just like Jennifer Aniston and Anne Hathaway. Perhaps Orlando is awaiting the outcome of the Camilleri trial?
