I hear that she took an IQ test once, and the result was negative.
Jessica Alba is still trying to live down the dumb rumours. This time lovely Jessica was seen out and about reading what appeared to be a book. She's also working more big words into her vocabulary - her recent blog post nearly ran the gamut of the dictionary's I section. Coming soon the letter J!
Well it could be worse toots - at least you're only dumb, if you were Jessica Simpson then you'd be fat and dumb. Now that's a real problem! It must be comforting to know that there some one even worse off, and Simpson can't hide behind a paper back either!
Incidentally during her recent read in, Jess still managed to carry on a conversation with the people around her, without losing her place. That's because she seldom turned the page. Who are you kidding you big phony. Now return that book to the prop department! We wouldn't want her to strain that pretty little head would we.
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