Monday, February 28, 2011

Jennifer Aniston finds new love!

Ever since Brad Pitt tossed over Jennifer Ansiton for the crazy woman (maybe Jolie isn't that bad), America has had to put up with one of it's most tiresome soap opera's since Archie Betty & Veronica .Jolie's currently optioning that script and pitching the Betty role to Aniston, via Aniston & Pitt's production company. She's hoping that the role playing will remind Brad which one of them is the catch. Jolie never really recovered from Pitt designing that wedding ring for Aniston. He can't design one for her since they're not married. She did design a spiffy diamond pendant for him recently, so you can tell the whole ring thing is weighing on her. Besides, after the Tourist Jolie is desperate for any starring role she can get. Word is that she's run out of box office mojo.

Anyway Jenn's been at lose ends for the past 10 years. She just hasn't been able to get anyone to fill the void. Even Gerry Butler wasn't good enough for her, so no wonder everyone is losing patience with her! She even started keeping company with Chelsea Handler. The problem with that is 2 single & semi alcoholic middle aged broads don't make the best companions.

So you should be glad, or not, to hear that Jenn has finally found some one. Maybe it'll work this tiem too, cause what ever you might say about her new companion, she ain't middle aged. Not only is it a she, but it's some one who needs absolutely no intro - Miss Tila Tequila! Here's a picture of them together, taken recently, and the looks on their faces say everything their publicists need to deny - which is according to them is that the bosom buddies are merely rehearsing for another of Aniston's patented romcoms. A likely story! Good luck you crazy kids!

http://tilatequilaomg.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/miss-tila-jennifer-anniston.jpg


BTW if the thought of Aniston and Tila gettin it on disturbs any of you, then you're not a 20 something single male! Or even am middle aged amrreid male. However if you are among the disturbed, relax. This relationship won't last 3 months, based on Aniston's past track record.



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Playsuits

Hello again girliesss! :)
I have been searching every clothes website possible looking for a selection of wondeful playsuits to share with you all.
What do you think of the playsuit look?

Frilly Floral Playsuit
New Look £34.99

(perfect for those days at the beach)
White Stripe Twist Back Jersey Playsuit
Topshop £25

(could be worn dressy or casual!)
Black One Shoulder Playsuit
Topshop £32

Embellished One Shoulder Playsuit
Lipsy (at ASOS) £52

Black Seventies Style Drape Floral Print Playsuit
Topshop £50

I love playsuits; they are so versatile.
They can be worn casually to the beach, or combined with heels for a dressy night out!

Which one(s) is/are your favourite?
Have you seen another other nice ones around?

Happy blogging,
Hannah xxxx




Our house, in the middle of our street.


Helloooo everyone, hope the first day back (for some of us) wasn't too painful!

So for us, living here in the small island of Jersey, big news was sprung upon us on Friday morning... this year's JerseyLive headliners. (For those of you that don't know; every year Jersey has a 'small' music festival, just after the summer holidays. I did a post last year about it.Last year's line-up included Groove Armada, Professor Green, Paul Weller, Tinie Tempah, etc.. so not bad!)

I'm not going to say I'm ecstatic with the line up so far this year, but I wish people would stop complaining! I'm pretty sure that about half (maybe more) of the people complaining will be too drunk on the night/day to care!

Anyway so your probably wondering who is headlining... Wait for it.......

MADNESS!
woo..


oh, and Plan B, which isn't too bad!
Other acts include The Streets, Wretch 32 and Nero, but there are lots still to be announced.

So, whether you're in Jersey or not; thinking about attending or not.. what do you think of the line up?

Hannah xxx

Chalrie Sheen Interview Airs on Today

No sooner has Charlie Sheen announced an interview with ABC's 20/20 then NBC has released an in house interview. Charlie went to ABC as a way of humiliating the network that put out 2 1/2 Men, so now everyone is trying to beat ABC to the punch. Can't let Alex Jones have all the fun. With that in mind here's that Today Show interview, with more Charlie Sheen than you can process.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy



Incidentally Charlie is now keeping company with a couple of porn actresses that he refers to as his 'goddesses', but you can call them "Charlie's Angels".

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Hollywood Homes by Richard Neutra - Dreamspaces - BBC



BTW last nite's Oscars were a sort of British Invasion - more @ Mailonline.


The Oscar winners: Best supporting actor Christian Bale, best actress Portman, best supporting actress Leo and best actor Firth



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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Charlie Sheen Books ABC TV Interview

The last time we heard from Charlie Sheen was on Alex Jones radio show, when Charlie called into to talk about turds and trolls with vast drug fueled torrents of rage! Charlie did say that he loves and hates violently. So you can imagine what it's like to see this guy holding the craving knife at Christmas dinner! That jabber session lasted about 30 minutes and became the talk of the world wide media. It also got Charlie canned off of his show, & he has he fled the country with his harem for Barbados; where he plans to start a porn commune!

Well if you feared that you'd heard the last of that colorful fuck up & lovable scalawag, then fear no more. The F 18 is once again ready to deploy and destroy and this time in a classier more upscale stage. Leaving the lunatic fringe of Radio Free Tinfoil behind, Sheen is going to go mainstream with an ABC TV interview on Tuesday night! It will be one the news show 20/20 and will air 10 eastern. So there's no excuse for the kids not being in bed. If they're up that late, then maybe it's something they can afford to hear!

Also in Sheen related news, a meme is born. The last time we featured a celebrity meme on mocksure it was Keanu Reeves. Reeves got photographed out on his birthday getting all brooding and sulky with a cupcake. This was an actual frosted cupcake and not a euphemism for an eager chick on the make.

People seemed to get something out of this, like claons with a tear, black velvet Elvis, and dogs playing poker. Soon variations were all over the internet & faster than you could keep up. Mocksure mposted some of the highlights.

Well now the whole sad Kenau has taken a Mad Chalrie twist, with the people over @ Medium Large posting their Cats Quote Chalrie Sheen pix. It's like "I Can Haz Cheeseburger" except the a picture of a cat is captioned with a weirdly juxtaposed Sheen quote, instead of featuring a cats making whimsically sardonic comments about nearby cheeseburgers. So here's a link to that site, along with some of the highlights!








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MAC Lipstick

So I have an obsession for MAC lipstick at the moment.
I already have 'Pink Plaid' but really want to buy a few others..

Some of my favourites are...

Myth


Costa Chic
Blankety

Chatterbox

Which one(s) do you like best or do you have any other favourites?
xxxx


Blouse

Hellooo girlies, hope everyone had a great weekend, and is ready to face the early morning for school/work tomorrow!
Just a quick post to ask if anyone has an ideas or has seen a nice blouse anywhere!
I have recently purchased a navy blue one from new look and I love it and want more!!
I have literally looked everywhere but nothing has really stood out to me, so if anyone has any ideas, comment and leave a link.
Thanks,
Happy sunday,
Hannah xxxx

^ The blouse
(New look £20)

:)


Friday, February 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen Crisis Update

the Schizoid Man

For those following the unfolding Sheen drama things are going from bad to worse. Charlie gave a disastrous Alex Jones interview the other day - full video posted on wondertrash. Basically Charlie got on the air and spent fifteen minutes calling his 'porn wives' and pack of 'princesses" and his former boss "Little Hymie Lipschitz" and every other name in the book, accompany by some borderline antisemitism (no one in Hollywood likes the Jews 'cause they run the place, according to Marlon Brando on the Larry King Show).

That changed Charlie's status from drug addict to nuts. So CBS put his hit show on indefinite hiatus; they can't outright cancel it yet due to contract, so they'll slap on some Dharma & Greg reruns till the figure out which way the wind is gonna blow. As for Charlie, he remains defiant. He and his angels have flown the coop and are currently out of reach in Barbados. He might as well stay there a while too. Not only is 2 1/2 Men off for the rest of it's remaining 8 episodes, but that Major League sequel is off too!

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Charlie Sheen - Meth Mouth?




... and you probably thought that it was just verbal diarrhea!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41787410/ns/health-addictions/

Of course we might be being a bit hard on Charlie. Anyone can get excited during a heated interview!



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Head over heels

How perfect are these?
Sparkle Ruched Strap Zip Back Sandals
Topshop £68.00
Upper Double Bow Peep Toe
River Island (on ASOS) £64.99
Sue Tan Woven Lace Up Shoe Boots
Topshop £85.00
Riva Black Faux Snakeskin Strappy Sandals
Topshop £55

Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams xxxx



Ready for the weekend

Helloooo girliesss (and boys),
Hope everyone has had a lovely week and is looking forward to the weekend whatever plans you may have or wherever you may be.

I am going to be staying in having a quiet 'movie day' with the boyfriend and Shannon. Sometimes days like that are the best.

Unfortunately its back to school on Monday. Looking forward to catching up on all half term goss, but not looking forward to the amount of work I'll be doing on Sunday night.
Always leaving it till the last minute is not a good idea!

What are you going to be doing this weekend?

Happy blogging,

Hannah xxxx

POTD x11

Photography Graphics, Tumblr Photography

Yes, you.

xxxxx

Ladybirds

Photography Graphics, Tumblr Photography

Eugh!
I was looking for a 'photo of the day' and stumbled across this and it literally sent shivers up my spine.
So we all have phobias.
The most common ones probably being scared of heights, the dark etc.. but eughhhh one of my (many) phobias has to be ladybirds!
They are such horrible little things, I do not see how anyone can find them cute!!
So anyway, after that little rant,

do you have any interesting phobias?

xxxx

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen Interview On The Alex Jones Show 2/24/11 - Talks addiction...




Charlie Sheen just wrote a sternly worded open letter -- which he's given to TMZ -- addressing the decision to shut down the production of "Two and a Half Men" for the rest of the season.

The letter reads:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...

Charlie Sheen


Charlie Sheen RAGES in Open Letter | TMZ.com

Canada Gives Randy Quaid Asylum From The Hollywood Star Whackers



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Here Comes The Judge

Judge tells Lindsay - "This means jail time"




Not surprisingly she rejected the deal.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Separated at birth

Submitted for your consideration - late comedian Sam Kinison

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tl6mAJLCnWU/0.jpg

and Tea Party runner up & amateur witch Christine O Donnell!

http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c014e8646c7b4970d-500wi


That is an eerie resemblance, but what's really frightening is Chrissie's post political career plans. Let's just say that once again she has taken a page from the book of Sarah! To get the gory details you're gonna have to link over to Views From An Old Broad!



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Chocolate Cupcakes and Crumbly Cookies

Yesterday I stayed in and had a lazy day so decided to bake some cakes.

I made delicious little chocolate cupcakes with chocolate buttercream icing on top.




and my sister Lindsey made tasty oaty cookies!


If anyone has any yummy recipes, comment and let me know because I always like trying out something different!

Hannahh xxxx

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Just a quick post with a picture of me and my wonderful boyfriend taken this time last year..


Hope everyone has had a lovely day xxx

Lindsay Lohan Back In Court, Will She Go To Jail?



wondertrash

Rainy days

Quick post before I go get ready.
Its raining, in Jersey, as usual.. so going to pop into town for a bit with Shannon.
Not really had my eye on buying anything at the moment, trying to save up!
But if something lovely catches my eye, and I just have to get it, I'll do a little post later. Also I did some baking yesterday so I'll upload those photos later.

Happy Wednesday (not for me!)

xxxx

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dina Lohan 20/20

So what went wrong with Lindsay Lohan? Well she was a talented child actor who went off the rails sometime after moving to LA. That's the general consensus and it's also the story that her mother Dina is sticking with. Oh yeah and Dina also blames a bad crowd for leading her daughter astray. IN other words Lindsay outrageous behavior can be explained with a story that you could, hear at any PTA meeting. Let's hear Dina explain the situation in her own words from her recent 20/20 interview!


dina lohan
Uploaded by ramayogi. - Classic TV and last night's shows, online.

Well that just out's everything in perspective, except for why Lindsay is on her 5th trip to rehab. Dina tries to convince us that it's because you have to be ready, while completely side stepping the question of whether or not rehab actually works. Then again saying that some one has to be ready for rehab is a little like blaming a patient for being too sick to work with. If you don't get result's then maybe the method is to blame. There's too much invested in the rehab method - financially and psychologically - for us to look at it without denial just yet. Besides it might also raise the possibility of addiction being a symptom, and not a disease. That would wind up pointing the fickle finger of blame straight back at those life issues, and those who create them. That's the very kind of guilt rehab is supposed to absolve the tormentors of alcoholics from.

Speaking of actresses with a taste for booze and drama, Faye Dunaway was never shy about being a bitch and that goes double when she was liquored up. So maybe that's whatw as wrong with her during that transatlantic freak out story that's emerging. Though it took place in the early 90's - of the last century, not Ms Dunaway's - we're only just eharing about it by way of Page 6. Apparently Dunaway was on a plane from JFK to Heathrow and got her nose out of joint. She demanded an upgrade from coach in no uncertain terms. I believe that the exact terms were "Do you know who I am?"

The flight attendants didn't like her attitude so they refused the upgrade. They did seat her right at the front of coach, but that didn't help. Faye could see all the empty seats a head of her in business class. So she freaked the fuck out. No one is sure whether she was drunk off of her ass again this time, but the story does go on to involve hi altitude in your face yoga and a mess of coat hangers! You can read about what fits in where over @ Wondertrash!

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Bill Maher gets too real for comfort

Fans of Bill Maher will know that he takes on some pretty heated issues like; who are bigger jerks Arab guys or American guys? He doesn't pull any punches either. For those who doubtedwhich side his loyalties were on BIll has placed his cards straight up on the table, and his chips are stacked on the USA.

In Bill's mind there is no question that America is more woman friendly. For one thing our pedestal are much shorter here. That saves some trouble just in case of a fall from grace. For another democracy as permitted the fair sex the right to do anything that they can do while wearing a tampon! You can't argue with that!

Not everyone shares Bill's enlightened absolutism however. Some members of his Real Time panel started looking a little awkward as Bill launched into his most recent anti Arab tirade. A couple of panel members even did more than look awkward, they quietly took issue. One audience member took it even farther than that and started going straight off their head. IN fairness the audience member wasn't talking about 911, but the talk about women in burkas being suppressed must've help get him worked up! Here's the clip of that -stay tuned till about 7 or 8 minutes in, past the boorish political rhetoric, and you'll get to the really lively stuff!



So how's that for reality TV? By the looks on some of those faces things were getting too real for comfort. Like your mothers probably told you never talk about politics and religion. When you add sex into the mix you've got a very hi octane combo. Then again whoever listened to their mothers - so much for civilization and the domestication of the American male.



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Bright Lights Bigger City

City Photography Graphics

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Monday, February 21, 2011

Necklaces

Sorry for the lack of blogging this week, I'll try to post more often now!

Just a quick post sharing a few of my favourite necklaces at 'Accessorize' at the moment...






What's your favourite?
xxxx