WILD NIGHT FOR CHRISTINA AGUILERA

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera takes a walk on the wild side at the The LG "Rumorous Night" Launch Party at the Andaz Hotel in West Hollywood, California. We admit, this star looks great no matter what she wears.

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Cindy Crawford's husband sued for sexual harassment

Looks like there's trouble brewing for Cindy Crawford's husband restaurateur Rande Gerber. Seems that couple of ladies who used to work for Rande are suing him for sexual harassment. They claim that they were fired for refusing to give into the sexual advances of Gerber and his managers.

Now what do they mean by advances? Well for one thing it's being alleged that Rande tired to kiss one of the young ladies not once, not twice, but thrice! This was while she was working in a Gerber operation called the Moonstone Lounge. When kissy kissy didn't work Rande shoved his hand up under her skirt and took a grab at the goodies. So you might say that he got caught red handed & with his finger int he cookie jar!

So naturally this state of affairs has lead to litigation. The ladies are suing Mr Gerber and his Midnight Oil restaurant chain for an undisclosed amount of mula. Since it's already too late to keep this out of the media, then I assume that Mr Gerber is gonna concentrate more on clearing his name, rather than protecting his image. As too why Gerber might cheat when he's got access to Crawford, only he can say - but there have been rumours about him sharing the love before. Like the song says - "How do you like it? More more more."

Buck toothed pagans think that they're better than regular Christians!

What well known 'sect' includes space sex and alien super babies among it's official canon of teachings - The Order of the Solar Temple? The Raelians? Oh no - it's the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints, better known as the Mormons. They teach more stuff too, like mainline Christian Church are the Whore of Babylon - including Pentecostals and Baptists (those poor buggers only think they're saved), not just the Roman Catholic Church. They also claim that they can teach you how to bluff your way past the guardians of heaven using special masonic handshakes and code words!  learn more about their bizarre teachings by watching the following little video, produced by some irate fundamentalists. I guess that they didn't appreciate the 'great whore' crack.

Mormons & Illuminati

We should've guess that they weren't so wholesome. There had to be more going on there then buck toothed Osmonds singing pop music harmony! Their 'magic underwear' teachings are intriguing though.

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Chris Brown wants case thrown out

It looks like the Chris Brown assault case might get dismissed. That's the incident that made headlines around the world when Brown assaulted his girlfriend Rihanna. It seemed pretty open and shut since there were many witnesses, and there were also some incriminating pictures. The pictures may be the problem. Seems Brown's attorney is claiming that the police were the ones who leaked the photos of a battered Rihanna - real name Robyn Fenty - to the press. If that's the case then their actions could've prejudiced the pool of potential jurors. That would make it impossible for Brown to get a fair trial. Now they could try moving the trial out of the jurisdiction, but since everyone on the planet, and even the crew of the international space station,. has seen the pix, it wouldn't help much. That makes throwing the case out a very real possibility.

To make matters even worse, a wife of one of the police officers was on one of the gossip sites (JustJared I think) on the day of the attack, telling everyone what she knew. What she knew was that her husband had to answer a domestic battery charge involving Chris Brown and Rihanna. No one believed the mystery poster at first. When the news broke there was even an editor from US posting on the board trying to get in touch with her. So I'm not sure that bodes well for a fair trial as far as Chris is concerned. So once again it appears that an accused person will walk because the police have dropped the ball! 

Well at least Rihanna won't mind too much. Current buzz has her shacking up with Chris!

Controversy seems to go hand in hand with fame. Bearing that in mind lets take a look at the most famous sorcerer, and anthropologist, of the 20th century - Carlos Castaneda. The Peruvian born American author was way scarier than Harry Potter, believe me! For one thing he had a lot more drug related freak outs then anyone at Hogwarts ever did, with the possible exception of that little school bully who was arrested for growing pot!

Bungle in the Jungle

Findings inconclusive

While BBC4 makes a strong case against Castaneda, it's circumstantial, and far from air tight. For instance the Yaqui woman who claimed that Castaneda didn't learn anything significant wasn't proven to be Juan Matus' wife. In fact in the books Matus is depicted as single, and having abandoned his wife long ago. It is also suggested that Castaneda's female companions, who were with him at the end, killed themselves when Castaneda died. Yet their bodies weren't found (except for Castaneda's adopted daughter).  Also there is no mention of who identified Castaneda's remains. We are only told that they were cremated within the week. So all we really know is that Castaneda and his party disappeared, we is exactly what he said would happen. As far as we know he really did escape into infinity.

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The Great Escape - Beyonce uses extra sensory deception

Can you tell the difference? 9 out of 10 Krauts can't tell the difference between regular Beyonce and new improved Beyonce!

Will the real Beyonce Knowles please stand up

The following is a tale of celebrities, impostors, and cunning ruses; but not in the way you might think. In fact it also involves an American giving a bunch of krauts the slip and getting away - just like in the movies, but not Scot free. The celebrity is none other than the lovely and talented Beyonce, and the impostor comes in during a recent high brow art gallery event over in Vienna Austria. Seems that the lovely Beyonce got invited to the Albertina Museum for a VIP tour and a photo op. Now Beyonce had a shopping spree planned for the same time as the tour, so this was a scheduling conflict - what to do? The answer was obvious - she just had to find away to be in 2 places at once!

Beyonce loves it when a plan comes together

Obviously that violates the fundamental laws of physics. When has a celebrity ever let a law stop them? So Beyonce set her pretty head to thinking and voila, she came up with a plan just crazy enough to work. While Beyonce was out and about shopping, she could send a double to the museum!

A funny thing happened on the way to the escape tunnel

Though the plan was crazy enough to work, it didn't. Some how the krauts caught on. I guess that they're much cleverer in reality than they were on Hogan's Heros. Not surprisingly the museum officials, who had taken the trouble to roll out the red carpet for the popular singer, were miffed to put it mildly. Museum spokes person Verena Dahlitz exclaimed to Austrian news agency APA  "What cheek!" I'm not surprised they're upset either. It's one thing to be tricked, but a cheap stunt like that is just insulting A scheme like that might've come out of the most hackneyed WW2 POW movie!

body doubles - don't leave home without one!

To be fair to Beyonce she's not the only one to employ a stunt double. Such luminaries as Michael Jackson, Katie Holiness, and Jamie Lynn Spears have recruited look alikes to give their schedule some much needed slack. In fact even Paris Hilton has a stand, but not for herself. Apparently the reality TV heiress has a number of stand ins for her beloved side kick Tinkerbelle. Since the original Lassie had about 9 doubles, why shouldn't Tinks?

I was split in a transporter beam accident, I swear!

It's really a reasonable idea when you stop to think about it. Celebrities make a living by pretending to be something they're not. So what's the harm in some one pretending to be them? Whether it's the real phony Beyonce, or the phony real Beyonce; the fans will be just as excited, and the experience will be just as real. That is unless anyone finds out. Once the cover is blown then the whole zany plot comes off looking ridiculous. What's more once you're known to use phonies, then you can never use that stunt again. People will be expecting it. That means Beyonce has t come up with another zany scheme the next time she hopes to log in some shopping time. Now another scheme like that shouldn't be too hard to come by. Why I'm sure that watching a marathon session of I Love Lucy should give Beyonce dozens of similar ideas! Meanwhile she's got some 'splaining to do where the krauts are concerned.

You punch the roses, I'll pull the noses; it's what I'm a joker for

I suppose that Beyonce thinks she's pretty clever by pulling a stunt like that. Well here's a sorry situation that not even her body double could get her out of!

Bogus Zen: In life the most truthful thing, and the most beautiful, is to escape.

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GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST PREMIERE

Michael Douglas And Jennifer Garner

Superstars Michael Douglas and sexy Jennifer Garner attended the "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" Los Angeles Premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood California.

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Mel Gibson faces the music over Russian pianist!

It looks like the Mel Gibson divorce is warming up to be the divorce of the century (and the century is only getting started!). Mel married his wife Robyn 28 years ago, and before he was a star. Since they married without a pre nup, that means under California's community property law she is entitled to everything he earned during their time together and that's everything. Everything varies from 600 mill to a cool billion, depending on estimates.

TMZ's Harvey Levin is warning gossip followers not to get their hopes up, if they're waiting for a messy public divorce, a la Steven Spielberg and Paul McCartney. Levin is assuming that the whole thing will be handled discreetly and privately, with a quick and painless parting of the ways. However rumuors are already stirring up about his alleged lover Oksana Grigoreiva, who is the mother of actor Timothy Dalton's 11 yr old love child Alexander. Even though the child is Dalton's, mother and son are being referred to as Gibson's secret family. He seems to be financially supporting the pair. If more dirt gets out this could get very messy. Incidentally Grigoreiva is adamently denying any relationship, and saying that she and Mr Gibson simply share a common interest in good music. Remember that a denial usually means it's true!

As if to confirm expectations of a messy bust up new rumours have Gibson girl Grigorieva pregnant. Robyn separated from Mel shortly after his infamous DUI arrest; that's the one that made the news because it was accompanied by plenty of anti Semitic ranting from Mr Gibson. However Robyn didn't file for divorce until this April. Though Mel claims that the DUI ruined his marriage, sources say that Robyn got enraged when she learned that Gibson had put Grogrieva and her son up in one of his Hollywood mansions! When she learned about the secret pregnancy it was too much. As for Gregorieva, she has been recently spotted out and about with what appears to be a baby bump.

So things are heating up, regardless of what TMZ says. The problem with TMZ is that they've gotten too big to go with the story - they're constantly afraid of getting dragged into court for libel. That means they're only gonna post what some publicists says. If you want the real dirt then you've got to go to the small independent blogs, like this one. We don't care who's toes we step in, and we're still small enough to get away with that!


Now from scandal to conspiracy, with an entertaining little video from professionally paranoid Mr David Icke!


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Just because alien pod people are out to get you doesn't mean that you still can't have a good time, especially if you have some cool gadgets and some groovy accompanying music! Remember that the lizard people only win if you let them!




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SALMA HAYEK RENEWS WEDDING VOWS

Salma Hayek

Hollywood star Salma Hayek and her hubby Francois-Henri Pinault have renewed their wedding vows in a star-studded ceremony in Venice, Italy. The happy pair wed for the first time with intimate nuptials in Paris, France, on Valentine's Day but decided to stage a second wedding so they could say their vows in front of all their family and friends. The couples 19-month-old daughter, Valentina Paloma, was a flower girl, along with Pinault's two children from his first marriage, Mathilde, 8, and Francois, 10. Hayek wore a Balenciaga gown to walk down the aisle.The wedding concluded a weekend of parties in the romantic city which included a rehearsal dinner and a masked ball on Friday night.

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Pres Barack Obama's IQ - just how smart is he?

People have been trying to get a hold of Barack Obama's IQ score ever since he entered the Democratic primaries. He's smart, but enquiring minds want to know just how smart. The bad news is that his IQ scores can't be found anywhere on the net. The good news is that his LSAT's give a rough estimation of what his IQ might be. 

A little note on percentiles: LSAT percentiles will always be higher than the general pop since you are drawing from a narrower pool of people. Further more while the general pop contains everyone, the LSAT pool contains people selected by their performance on academic tests: school and university work plus LSAT scores. So if you score in the top 5 percent of the general population, that might only put you into the top 50% of a law class. Remember that the deck is stacked. However the gap narrows as you approach the top, simply be cause there are so few people who score that highly (it's a bell curve thing). So being in the top 2% of the general population would put you in the 95th percentile of law students. When we get beyond 1% general pop, the gap continues to decrease.

Obama's LSAT score was 171 - putting him in the 98.8 percentile of law students. Hi IQ org MENSA accepts LSAT's as grounds for membership - requiring a score in the 95th percentile, roughly equivalent to the 98th percentile of the general pop. Since Obama scored in the 98.8 percentile of law students, he's well over the 95 minimum, and so easily qualifies for MENSA membership. Incidentally a LSAT percentile of 95 - which is comparable to 98 percentile in the general pop - translates to an IQ of about 130. Obama is 3.8 LSAT percentiles above that. A reasonable guess would put him in the 150 - 165 IQ range (150 being higher than 99.7 of the general pop according to stats below, & 160 being higher than 99.9 - or 1 in 1000. To put that in real life terms 140 would've been the smartest kid in your class, 160 would've been the smartest kid in your high school. 140 is the smartest guy in the room, but 160 is the smartest guy in the building. Obama would fall somewhere in between. Now when you get to 180+, you've got a contender for the smartest guy, or gal, in town!).

standard deviations

One Standard Deviation Above the Average  (IQ = 116)
    Approximately 84% of the public has an IQ of 115 or below. Only 16% of the population, or about 1 in every 6 has an IQ of 116 or above.
Two Standard Deviations Above the Average  (IQ = 135)
    Approximately 98% of the public has an IQ of 134 or below. Only 2% of the population, or about 1 in every 50 (the entry level for Mensa), has an IQ of 135 or above.
Three Standard Deviations Above the Average  (IQ = 157) 
    Approximately 99.87% of the public, has an IQ of 156 or below.  Only about 0.13%  or about 1 in 750,  own IQ's at, or above 157. (There would be about 360,000 such individuals in the United States, or about 400,000 in the United States and Canada.)
Four Standard Deviations Above the Average  (IQ = 182)
    Approximately 99.997% of our population has an IQ of 181 or below. Only 0.003% or about 1 in 30,000 possesses an IQ of 182 or above. (There would be about 9,000 such individuals in the United States, or about 10,000 in the United States and Canada.)
Five Standard Deviations Above the Average  (IQ = 212)
    Approximately 99.9997% of our population has an IQ of 211 or below. Only 0.0000287% or about 1 in 3,500,000 can boast an IQ of 212 or above. (There would be about 77 such individuals in the United States, or about 15 in the United States and Canada.)
Six Standard Deviations Above the Average  (IQ = 246)
    Approximately 99.99999990% of the world's population lies below an IQ of 246. Only about 1 in 1,000,000,000 , or about six people on Earth can claim an IQ this high. (We might expect to find 1such person in Europe, North America, and Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa, with the rest residing in the rest of the world.)

If you're thinking about making any charitable donations then there's something you need to know about where the cash goes!

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Heather Locklear and Denise Richards share a tense moment over frozen yogurt

Heather Locklear has had a run in with former friend current enemy Denise Richards.  back  in the good old days Heather had taken Richards under her wing. Locklear got Richards her spot on Melrose Place. They also commiserated about their personal problems. That's when things went sour.

loose lips

Heather was having trouble with her husband Richie Sambora. Now Denise isn't the person you want to confide that too because she doesn't always know where the line is drawn; especially with men. Sensing blood in the water, Denise swung into action. She started up a torrid affair with her best friend's husband, and tried to steal him away. When Richie showed some reluctance to leave his wife - why choose when you can have your cake and eat it too? - Denise forced the issue by leaving steamy emails on Sambora's computer. They were emails Locklear was sure to find, and find them she did.

Driven to drink, and over the edge

That lead to an ugly public spectacle in which Sambora left Locklear and started shacking up with Richards. Naturally Locklear collapsed in to an alcohol fueled downward spiral. Before it was through Locklear had publicly flipped out, parking her car in the middle of a California freeway until Emergency Response could extract her. Once the press caught on that Locklear was an alcoholic they started digging and the whole sad story of her years of secret boozing emerged. Though the public gave Richards credit for being smarter than they ever suspected, they were none too pleased with her treachery. Only the death of her  mother from cancer saved her from a full out public backlash. Naturally the friendship was shot. Running into each other must've been awkward too. Since they lived in the same upscale LA neighbourhood, run ins would be hard to avoid. Well the long anticipated run in has finally happened.

Seeing red - more than the frozen yogurt was cold

Denise was recently out and about to get herself some frozen yogurt. these little outings must help her get her mind off of her failed career and ruined public image. If that was the plan this time it failed spectacularly. As Denise was placing her order who should walk in but Heather Locklear. The two locked eyes for a moment as an strained silence fell over the store - you know the kind of silence; like the calm before a storm. Then Heather wheeled around and walked out.

We've got to stop meeting  like this

Not one to ever leave well enough alone - it's what got her where she is today, Denise ran out of the store to catch up with Locklear, and tried to strike up a conversation.  Heather was still in an unreceptive mood. She stared coldly at Richards an hissed "You and I have nothing to talk about ever!" Now that can't be true. I'm sure they have plenty to talk about, like the way Richards busted up Locklear's marriage and drove the poor woman to drink. I think what Heather really meant is that if they started dredging up painful memories it might lead to a battle of the blondes murder! Surely Denise didn't really expect Locklear to let by gones be bygones, not after the damage she'd done. If friendship was so important to Denise then maybe she should've kept her software off of Sambora's hard drive? You gotta give Richards credit for one thing though; the girl's got some nerve!

Not even Scott Baio does television by choice

Lies, Half Truths, And Things That Might Be True

In keeping with our Spaced Out Sundays, here's a little video on Freemason style  cryptomythology. There are many inaccuracies, but it's still entertaining.

Oh yeah, and there's also somethings you gotta know about the Illuminati, 'cause they've got plans for your life that don't include you!

If you don't think that North America is caballed up, then just take a look at this!

Just get aload of the mystical talking head Baphomet that these so called Illuminati worship!

Every main lodge has one. Believe it or not within the thick gold armor plating is an actual human skull! It usually comes from a condemned man (they're getting harder to find, hence Illuminati are ardent supporters of capital punishment) or a murder victim. The masons don't actually murder the person themselves to get the skull (though that has been alleged by some), but merely get the skull through a morgue or funeral home.

Bogus Zen:

Dover Beach 

The sea is calm to-night. 
The tide is full, the moon lies fair 
Upon the straits;--on the French coast the light 
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand, 
Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay. 
Come to the window, sweet is the night-air! 
Only, from the long line of spray 
Where the sea meets the moon-blanch'd land, 
Listen! you hear the grating roar 
Of pebbles which the waves draw back, and fling, 
At their return, up the high strand, 
Begin, and cease, and then again begin, 
With tremulous cadence slow, and bring 
The eternal note of sadness in. 

Sophocles long ago 
Heard it on the {AE}gean, and it brought 
Into his mind the turbid ebb and flow 
Of human misery; we 
Find also in the sound a thought, 
Hearing it by this distant northern sea. 

The Sea of Faith 
Was once, too, at the full, and round earth's shore 
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furl'd. 
But now I only hear 
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar, 
Retreating, to the breath 
Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear 
And naked shingles of the world. 

Ah, love, let us be true 
To one another! for the world, which seems 
To lie before us like a land of dreams, 
So various, so beautiful, so new, 
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light, 
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain; 
And we are here as on a darkling plain 
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, 
Where ignorant armies clash by night. 

Matthew Arnold 

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KATE WINSLET'S HUBBY SLAMMED

Sam Mendes And Kate Winslet

Hollywood star Kate Winslet's hubby Sam Mendes is being slammed with very bad criticism in a new tell-all book by a Broadway legend - slamming his theatre work. Tony-winning playwright Arthur Laurents lashes out at Mendes for his 2003 Broadway revival of Gypsy, starring Bernadette Peters. Laurents writes in his new memoir, Mainly on Directing: "’Surprised’ was not the word for my reaction to what Sam Mendes did. ‘Surprised’ is a happy word." The star also criticises Mendes’ involvement in the New York Theatre Workshop production of Wiseguys: "Its second act was unfinished, and its director had come straight from editing his first film - American Beauty, without time to digest the material. Why they went ahead then is a mystery."

Bea Arthur - thanks for the laughs

Legendary comedic actress Bea Arthur has passed away at the age of 86. Let's take a look back to where her career as a TV legend began!

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The Documentary Scientology Doesn't Want You to See!

In keeping with our theme of Sci Fi Saturdays, here's the British documentary that Scientology doesn't want you to see. That doesn't mean that you can't see it, 'cause you can, right here! They even show you how to beat the dreaded E Meter - you could fake your way to clear and get in on some of the money making action!

In other news, popular Toronto radio personality Richard Syrett - who lost his job despite high ratings, has apparently been picked up by American talk radio juggernaut Coasttocoast AM. When Rich was doing his own show he was consistently beating CTC in every market that his show aired. Well now it appears that the cunning George Noory has pulled off a coup by bringing Syrett into the fold. Following a 5 minute build up on Thursday's show by Mr Noory, Syrett did his first program last night. The response was pretty strong too. The show got an 18 page thread over on the Imaginative Worlds message board. 

Rich was doing open lines, which can be the most difficult format. Yet regulars were impressed, if message board responses are any indication. Syrett really comes into his own though, when he gets to program his air time, and bring in his retinue of regulars like lab gal Patrica Doyle, and Victor Viggiani. So who knows, Syrett might get a regular gig out of this by filling that open Sunday night spot! Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another. In this case it seems to have rolled out a red carpet!

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It's Complicated - The Things We Do For Love

Communication is the problem to the answer?

Only short days ago Samantha Ronson dumped gal pal Lindsay Lohan in a talked about bust up. Well it appearance that rumours of their split have been greatly exaggerated. Lindsay let slip on the Ellen DeGeneres Show that she and Sam are still in communication, via text message. What's more Samantha Ronson has updated her Facebook page relationship status from "taken" to "it's complicated". "Taken" was assumed to mean the girl she has been spotted with recently. "It's Complicated" is assumed to mean that Lindsay might be back in the picture again!

She says she wants to break up and then she wants to make up

It's complicated indeed. As to her rumoured reunion, Lohan is telling US Magazine that she's taking some time off from romance to concentrate more on herself. She's telling her friends, like new sidekick Mel Scary Spice Brown that she's on men again. Meanwhile website Hollyscoop is reporting the reunion as a done deal. According to them the paparazzi that follow Ms Lohan where ever she goes are reporting that she is in uncharacteristic high spirits. Whats more Hollyscoop is reporting that Lindsay was spotted going into Sam's LA pad last night. Now that's the very same one that Ronson had the locks changed on, to keep Ms Lohan out! Now with all the rumours and half truths swirling around no one can saying anything for sure at this point except "it's complicated". Well here's looking at you kids, and best of luck.

Eye meme - the eyes have it

I have been tagged by Dr Zaius to participate in the eye meme game. The rules are simple: post a picture of your eyes and then tag a few folk. So here it goes!

If you stare long enough I can make you do stuff! I tag Diana Prince, Distortrait, Prunella de Ville, and Utah Savage.

Speaking of making people do stuff, here's something else that's complicated; the willingness of seemingly ordinary and otherwise sensible people to do whatever some maniac tells them simply because they were hypnotized during a vunerable moment, and then surrendered themselves to mind control! In the following video you'll see how a failed musician from Pittsburgh not only managed to convince people that he was a god man from beyond the stars, but also got them to sign over as much as 800 000 of their personal assets, and even more astonishingly, made them listen to his truely awful music!

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Dr Drew takes touchy feely a bit too far?

different moods at different moments

Dr Drew is taking his game to the next level with a sexed up new reality TV show. The maker of Tool Academy has a brand new series that he's ready to unleash, and it deals with sex addiction. More than that it will drop the celebrity angle and feature ordinary people! The show's producer Jeff Olde said in a statement that he wants to go with just folks because celebrities might be a distraction in the serious sex addiction issue - unlike the less serious drugs and alcohol issue.

Bringing sexy back

I suppose that Dr Drew knows what he's doing. Then again I'd find Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sexual problems more interesting than those of my neighbours (although I have wondered what he does with the duct tape and jumper cables!), or my own for that matter. However after David Duchovney's public disgrace over issues of compulsive sexuality, Dr Drew would probably have a hard time finding any real celebrities to take part in his little love in. Besides, Mel Gibson is saving his explanations for divorce court!

Overactive laptops and overheated blackberries

Olde also notes that sex is bigger than ever what with the Internet bringing porno to everyone's lap top. Unless some one steps up and does something, folk's Blackberries are in danger of exploding! Why just look at the recent case of the alleged Craigslist sex murderer - Philip Markoff. The media is portraying him as a real life Dexter who used the Internet to lure unsuspecting call girls to their doom! In reality only one death can be linked to the Craigslist case, and that seems to be a burglary gone wrong. Facts haven't stopped the media from bandying around the term serial murder! So now that sex is sexy again, this might be the time to try to cash in! I only hope that Drew takes on the case of the British cabbie who molested 12 female passengers after first offering them champagne laced with sedatives. Never accept champagne from your cabbie, no matter how badly you need a drink!

Dr Drew really should reconsider the celebrity angle though. No one does sex like celebs. Why Drew could do a whole segment on Sienna Miller alone. There are a lot of unanswered questions about that woman, like why do all her ex boy friends look like shit when she's done with them? Poor old Jude Law was never the same again after she destroyed his marriage and his career, not to mention his appearance. He wasn't the only casualty. Here's the last known picture of her dumped ex, Welsh singer Rhys Ifans. The poor bugger looks like something that the cat dragged in. No wonder Russel Crowe had her booted off of Nottingham. He's too smart to be the next victim!

the Rowdyman?

Maybe Dr Drew could go to work on that Craigslist guy while he's at it - serial murder is gettign big again too - what with Dexter being a big TV hit!

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Slumdog Smackdown!

Worse than Oprah's Dream Academy!

This whole Slumdog Millionaire story seems to be getting continued life as reality TV - Who Wants to be a Slumdog Millionaire? Many are already wondering what Freida Pinto goes for on the open market. Well Hollywood is in the process of determining that right now!

Million Dollar Slumdog - The full Freida!

Of course it's not all bad news, America now has as many paid bloggers as lawyers! - source

the Bride's mad - Michelle Rodriguez goes feral!

There's even more good news. Fast and Furious Michelle Rodriguez flipped out while doing bridesmaid duty for her best  friend and publicist Giancarlo Chersich. Rodriguez pushed fully clothed dinner guests in to a pool at a pre wedding party, attacked a stripper at a bachelorette party - apparently seeing the stripper rub his crotch into the bride to be's face enraged Ms Rodriguez, who exclaimed "This brings out my bisexual tendencies!" - and went on a post wedding party rampage. She only managed to contain herself during the ceremony. Perhaps being on holy ground had something to do with it? 

Then again you can't blame the gal for raisin' hell. A couple of years back - after she was cut loose from Lost - people were saying her career was over. now she's starring in a no 1 Box Office movie. Evangeline Lilly who? If you'll recall Evangeline Lilly is the girl who hates being famous but loves getting her picture taken . Or is that the other way around? She was never clear about that. She was also the one constantly threatening to quit LOST because she wanted to return to a life obscurity. Well if she's serious then she'd better hurry up. With LOST circling the drain as I write if she waits any longer she won't have any fame left to abandon! Maybe her movie star ex colleague Mich could do something for her. Never fear Lilly, I'm sure that the Livelinks people would love to have you back!

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KIM KARDISHIAN HAS VERY BAD TANNING

Reality star Kim Kardashian will be avoiding the cameras for a while, after a botched tanning session left her with very unwanted tan lines. The socialite posted a blog and photos on her Twitter.com account about the bad marks. Kardashian later pleaded for help on the site, to which she received a number of replies from stars such as Sean "Diddy" Combs and "The Hills" star Heidi Montag. Kardashian writes, "PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!" She adds, "I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! "Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness? I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!" Diddy replies, "Yo i think its HILARIOUS that Kim Kardashian just posted this!! This made my night!! Shes funny!!" And Montag wrote, "Nooooo (sic) you can NOT go back into the sun!!!!! You need to rest seriously away from the sun and it will turn into a tan!"

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JAMIE FOXX SPENT TIME IN MENTAL HELL

Jamie Foxx

Comedian Jamie Foxx has revealed that he spent 11 months in total mental hell after someone slipped drugs in his drink when he was just a teenager. The star who plays a mentally challenged musician in the new movie "The Soloist," admits he didn't take the role very lightly, because he knew how easy it is for someone to lose his or her mind. The star also admitted he has rarely spoken about his past mental health issues, the award winning actor tells the Los Angeles Times, "When I was 18, somebody slipped something in my drink and it ripped me apart. "I had to go to the hospital. I mean, I was gone, it was the kind of trip that ... you're losing your mind. I kept thinking, 'I can't live like this.' "It didn't go away, either, for 11 months, I had flashbacks. "After what happened when I was 18, when I was at music school, at International University in San Diego, I had a roommate named Mark, a white kid from Nebraska, he would have to talk me to sleep because I would have all of these crazy thoughts. "I would go down to the pianos ... and I would just play music for hours on end just to keep my mind from the crazy stuff." And those flashbacks returned as Foxx played real-life schizophrenic Nathaniel Ayers in "The Soloist." The star also suffered panic attacks and bouts of paranoia as he filmed the movie. He adds, "I thought about just walking away from this movie." But, instead, he sought the counsel of psychiatrists, and asked them for their help and advice, so he could portray Ayers without personal repercussions: "I got really worried, I felt all these things. I went to a psychiatrist and I actually asked, 'Can I catch schizophrenia?' Now I know you can't but I also knew I had this thing happen to me before, and it felt like it was going to happen again. "It's one thing to go crazy and not know it, but, if you feel yourself slipping in, then it's like drowning, going down. That's how I felt as a teenager, and just getting close to it again, I could feel the sweat coming, and I felt like I had to run out of there."

Britney Spears Update

Things are not so good in Britney Spear's World lately. The singer has just learned that her ex husband Kevin Federline has proposed to his current girlfriend Victoria Prince! Britney is said to feel betrayed by this turn of events. Though the Britster was dating a back up dancer Chaz Benz, it was only to maker Feders jealous. She felt that one day she and Kevin would be togheter again.

Britney is handling it in her usual fashion though, with a psychotic break from reality. Apparently Britney has taken her mind off of her romantic disappointments by concentrating on fears that her father, Jamie Spears, may be drugging her. By drugging her I mean that Brit believes he's slipping her pills beyond her usually array of downers and pick me ups like Valium and Ativan. 

Britney has a theory as to why her father might be slipping her pills. According to Britney her father wants to keep her subdued so that he can keep control of what's left of her money. With that in mind she has secretly send of text messages to her former boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. He's the guy that she got in contact with when she was afraid that manager Sam Lutfi was drugging her. As it turned out Sam Lutfi actually was drugging her, or so the Spears clan claim that he admitted to them (which would be a strange thing to do; admitting it I mean. I'm sure that we can all understand how some one might be tempted to drug Britney). Now that's unfortunate since those kind of paranoid fantasies don't need any kind of substantiation!

As for Adnan, he's got troubles of his won. He's still being taken to task for running over that process server. He doesn't seem to be in any danger of being shipped off to Afghanistan however. Now Adnan's life as never ever been the same since Britney plucked him from obscurity and pulled him through the looking glass. So I can't imagine him being eager to get back involved in the circus. Still since his life has been turned upside down he doesn't seem to have anything going for him except trouble, so who knows. it's not like he's overwhelmed with better options!

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Lindsay Lohan - Back in the Saddle Again!

For those of you wondering about Hollywood Red, you should be relieved to know that Firecrotch is back in action. Lindsay Lohan was spotted out and about, at trendy night spot of the month My House, in Hollywood. It wasn't all drinking either. Leo DiCaprio happened to by there at the same time, and reports have Lohan making a bee line for his table! After Lohan homed in like a guided missile, she began chatting him up, and then performed a sexy dance as DeCaprio watched approvingly!

While the casual observing might assume that Lohan is feeling her oats once again, sources at he scene of the crime imputed a darker purpose in Lindsay's flirting. Said one un named spectator "She's as sharp as a tack. She didn't waste time chatting witht he small fry, she went straight after DeCaprio!"

So what can be inferred from this - well the obvious; Lindsay is looking to win friends who can influence people, now that her career is circling the drain. Things apparently went pretty smooth with Leo - a lot of drinks were ordered and they spent a lot of time together. However Leo is attached to model Bar Rafaeli and she's known to be clingy. So Lohan might have to find other fields. So that probably means that Firecrotch is back in business, and you can expect more wild boozed out antics to come!

Fake 'n' Bake

Incidentally Lindsay is still marketing her Seven Nine fake tan in a bottle. She claims that she's tried eveny tanning product known to man, but only this one is Tanastic! It only needs a catchy name - I'd have called it Agent Orange!

PS. Leo and Lohan have a history together allegedly. Circa March 2006 Lohan was on the rebound from America's favourite 8 1/2 incher (unless he's a 9 inch single) Wilmer Valderama. Britain's News of the World reported that the pair secretly hooked up down in Miami, and that they were continuing a tryst that began on New Years. 

The story behind that is that the met at Miami's Prive nightclub. The affair was interrupted by an asthma attack - I kid you not. It was so severe that Lohan had to be hospitalized. However DiCaprio was determined to pick up where they left off, so Lohan's friends snuck him into her room each night after hours. Said friends claimed that he really helped her though the ordeal - I'm surprised he didn't trigger another asthma attack!

They also claimed that DiCaprio was besotted with Lohan. This was before Bar Rafaeli entered the picture, but following Leo's dumping by Gisele Bundchen. Now with Bundchen happily married to Mr Football, who knows whether there might not be enough life left in this rebound romance for a round 2?

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Spiritual Saturday

Your intrepid blogger has been laid low by a spring cold. I'm much too light headed to write. So while I knock back the Neo Citran, please enjoy this biography of Mahatma Ghandi! Be warned, it's 5 hours!

If that wasn't enough to keep you interested, then here's a secret inside look at the life of celebrity guru L Ron Hubbard!

Now there's a sad tale of an engaging blowhard who was mislead by ambition and corrupted by power.

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