Saturday, January 24, 2009

Legal Matters

The Travolta story continues to pick up steam with 3 people being arrested in a 20 million shakedown. Now one of those persons was a very close friend of John Travolta, but more than that he was a Bahamian cabinet minister - Obie Wilchcombe, who was in charge of tourism. Others in on the plot include the ambulance driver Tarino Lightburn. Thwe third player in the game seems to be Pleasant Bridgewater - an attorney from Grand bahama, who now is in a whole lot of legal hot water herself. Ms Bridgewater got detained by the Bahamian police, and was only allowed to go loose again after paying some 40 000 in bail.

Travolta isn't the only celeb to have legal woes - Heroes star Hayden Panettiere has had some bad news of her own. First it got into the news that her dad thinks it's okay to slap around her mom. Panetierre got into a little hot water by trying to defend her dad over that one. Now before the ink is even dry on dad's conviction, Hayden is caught sneaking into a bar under aged. We know this cause Haydie phoned the cops herself, not to turn herself in during a fit of conscience, but in an attempt to get her ID back.

Seems that our Haydie had gone off to NYC's NV club. Now that's a bar and restaurant. Things took a turn when Haydie wandered out of the restaurant and into the bar. Once in the adults' section Haydie demanded to be served adult style hard drinks, rather that the age appropriate soft stuff. The bartender asked to see her ID, which she stupidly forwarded to him. Now since Haydie is under the legal drinkin' age, the barkeep decided to hang on to her papers, telling her that if she wanted them back she should phone the cops. After a likely story and some crying, that's exactly what she did, and we have the following 911 transcript - 

911 Operator: “What’s your name?”
Pannettiere: “Hayden…I went into a bar and I showed them my ID. They let me in and um…he took my ID and he won’t give it back.”
911 Operator: “What bar is it?”
Pannettiere: “NV.”
911 Operator: “NV?”
Pannettiere: “Yeah!”
911 Operator: “Ok, and he took your ID and they’re not going to give it back to you?”
Pannettiere: “Yeah, and I need to get on a plane in a couple of days and I really need my ID back…I live in California.”
911 Operator: “Ok, we have officers on the way.”
Pannettiere: “Thank you very much.”



By the time officers arrived Panettierre was in tears, again. Though she did get her ID back, she didn't get that drink. NV management say that Ms Panettierre is welcome back tot he premises anytime for  a meal, but she won't be served alcohol till she grows up, or at the very least till she turns 21. Seems like Panettiere is trying to be another Lindsay Lohan, but without any actual talent. She'd better watch her step or her mugshot will be gracing credit cards.

Finally Guns'N'Roses Slash has gotten the green light to sue his realtor. Seems the shifty fellow sold the guitarist under some misrepresentation.  Real estate agent Gregory Holcomb of Sotheby's International Realty sold Slash the pad on the understanding that it could be enlarged for partying. Once he sobered up/the ink had dried, Slash found out that the premises was considerable smaller than he thought. Plus there were all kinds of zoning restrictions that either he hadn't been informed of, or had been too out of it to really pay attention to. Upshot is that the house isn't suitable, and the Slasher is going after Holcomb to the tune of 1 million smackleroos - now that's a bitter-sweet melody!

These celebrities really are a tiresome lot, but considering the alternative forms of entertainment - it seems that we will need their services for a while longer. To illustrate take a look at the following video.

Swept hot wriggled not



Then there's this little video called "Hot Girls Tazered"



Now what can you say about that except wanton fucking stupidity - and oh yeah, those antics might end up in a fatality if they ain't curtailed soon. So you can see that our celebrities; with their vanity, stupidity, and their outrageous antics, are a  necessary evil. Still, it's not that much worse than the Jackass series, or most of reality TV.

Coming soon to MOCKSURE - a special expose on President Barack Obama's free mason connections!! Here's a little tidbit: the Pres is a 32 degree Mason with the Prince Hall Lodge. In fact some are even saying that the official inaugural oath was deliberately blown so that the Pres could take a second secret oath using the Masonic Bible, the very same one that Master Mason George Washington was sworn in with!! It is interesting to note that the spoiled official oath of office clued up at 12:05, which equals 8, which is a Masonic power number. The errors by the Chief Justice allowed just enough delay for the oath to be completed at the crucial 'hidden 8' time.

More Masonry: Barack Obama is the 44th Pres of the USA, and was sworn in by the 17th Chief Justice - more hidden 8's. 


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