Looks like we'll be seeing alot more of Jessica Simpson, and by a lot more I mean literally! The National Enquirer just posted this pic of Simpson on their website, accompanying an article called "Big and Bouncy". The gist of the article is that Ms Simpson has put on a little weight recently. Her choice of clothing doesn't do anything to disguise the added weight either. For one thing the belt is a very very bad idea. At least Jess's personal and career set back's haven't done anything to curb Simpson's appetite. Hope Romo likes his broads with some meat on their bones! Like they say, in the show business racket you gotta stay hungrey - lean and mean might be something Jessie has to work on!!Also on the NE website is a story on an enraged Prince von Arnholt. Seems that the Prince's better half, 50's sex kitten Zsa Zsa Gabor lost a bundle to Ponzie Scheme Con Man Bernie Madoff. By a bundle I mean 10 mill minimum! The damage done to the Gabor-Arnholt bank accounts is so bad that they might have to start selling off assets. The posh digs, art objects, and numerous other possession may all wind up for sale as the Prince tries to recoup those financial loses. naturally the Prince is not well pleased. IN an interview von Asshole - I mean Arnholt - described Madoff as the worst sort of con man, and says that the rogue financier should be hauled through the streets and horse whipped. Now Von Arnholt knows a thing or two about con men. I'd say that this financial turn might put a strain on Arnholt's relationship with his semi comatose wife, except that the old gigolo is too far past prime to find another rick old broad to sponge off of! So you see the difficult position that Madoff has put him in!
Arnholt isn't the only celeb who's life has been made difficult by Bernie Madoff's shifty dealings. Today Show host Matt Lauer is also suffering from the fallout. Though Matt had enough sense not to invest any money with Madoff, he did have an apartment in the same building with the accused fraudster. Now that the shit has hit the fan the press are staking the place out 24/7, and pestering residence for their reactions on their felonious neighbour. Lauer says that this is completely destroying the atmosphere of calm he so greatly values. He's even taking to barking at his press colleagues "Go away, there's nothing to see here!" Now Lauer should really know how that game is played since he himself has lead the pack on numerous occasions. Tough break there Jimmy Olsen!
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