If you only need looks and a whole lotta money, then celebs would have it made. Instead they seem to make their way to rehab. Even their relationships seem doomed from the word go. For instance Prince Harry and his long time gal pal Chelsy Davy are 'taking a break'. The BBC is reporting that Harry and Chelsy have decided to go their separate ways following an amicable split. It's also following some of Harry's more choice remarks - remarks that he was clever enough to record, just in case anyone might miss them, and which then got leaked to the media. This of course got the whole Royals & Racism thing going again. It turns out that one of Prince Charles' close club friends is an Asian gentleman that Chuck affectionately refers to as 'Sooty'. Charles dismisses that as a term of endearment, I suppose in much the same way that his late wife was known as 'headcase'.
Supposedly the late revered Queen Mum had an interesting way of talking about her euro neighbours, whom she often referred to as Huns, Frogs, and Diego's. She really was a national institution - if she hadn't been who she was she might've wound up in one! I suppose that the Hun classification might also apply to most of her Sax Coburg Gotha immediate family. Prince Phillip has himself been recorded making some unenlightened references to 'foreign types', and even got caught making unflattering remarks about the Chinese while on a state visit to Beijing. Of course Phillip seems to be suffering from some kind of inbreeding related dementia - he once claimed that he hoped to be reincarnated as a virus so that he could make a contribution to the world population problem. If that's his idea of helping then it doesn't sound like it would work out any better then his contributions to humanity's gene pool!
So you can see that the Royals don't need any help getting bad press from Harry, though the lad's about par for the course as far as the Royals are concerned (so far it appears that William & his Granny are the only ones with any grey matter in the entire clan). No sooner did Harry's off colour comments hit the airwaves, then the Princes decided to close ranks against an upcoming Channel 4 documentary about their late lamented headcase, I mean Princess Diana. The Princes' had decided that dredging the past up now - though conveniently distracting attention away from Harry's comments , would be disrespectful. That's somewhat ironic, since many considered Harry's comments to be disrespectful. Imagine Harry, that it were your son being referred to as a 'paki' or a 'towel head' by a crown prince of the UK. I imagine that many of those families were proud to have sons placed in those regiments, and serving beside the prince. They didn't need that sort of slap in the face.
Well that brings us back - the long way around - to Harry & Chelsy. Those two have been going out for 5 years already. The cynics, like Perez Hilton, are saying that this is some kind of game on Chelsy`s part to force the issue (Much the way that Miranda Kerr and Gisele Bundchen have tried to force the issue by repeatedly floating 'false' engagement stories. Bundchen had to do some public explaining - in the "I don't know where people come up with this" vein - over this latest false alarm, which makes it seems as if she herself was the source of the story. Miranda even resorted to taking a break from Orlando Bloom, but only as far as a restaurant washroom. 30 mins later she was back playing footsie and eating sushi! Lucky for her he didn't call her bluff!). By walking out she`s bound to make Harry come to his senses and propose to her, ignoring the thousands of other beautiful, ambitious and willing young women, by now throwing themselves in his direction, in the process. A masterful plan to be sure, but I like to think that the young woman has matured somewhat over the years. Perhaps she`s come to realize that she can do better than a thick headed load mouthed young lout - no matter how blue his blood is. I'm sure that an attractive and intelligent woman like Chelsy could find any number of rock stars and pro athletes who could conduct themselves with far more class than harry has shown. She could run the gamut of reality TV cast offs and be hard pressed to find any one worse. Let's put it this way, if the young woman has more than a dozen brain cells between her ears, then the novelty of dating Prince Harry must've worn off by now! On the other hand Harry's back on the market! Who's up for a drunken lout with an attitude, ladies? He sounds like standard husband material!The L Word: Lohan!
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