There is some one who can answer this question and that would be the lovely Miranda Kerr. Kerr has been out and about lately with her hi profile boyfriend/fiance?? - Orlando Bloom. They've been spotted at Bloom's belated birthday party, where the dined on sushi with Liv Tyler and her new mystery man. The at Katsuya on Wednesday it was more sushi. At some point during the even, and otherwise animated Kerr made a bee line for the washroom. She didn't return until half an hour later.So what was the big hang up?? Let's go through the most obvious alternatives. Now the girl couldn't have been taking a dump cause she just don't have that much in her - certainly not 20 minute dump. Some believe that Ms Kerr found her companion boring, and so stayed overtime just to avoid him. Now I have to assume that if she were looking for diversions she could have found a more interesting hied out than the toilet. For instance she might've ducked into the lobby and made a cellphone call. That would provide a build in excuse, since if discovered she could merely claim that she'd been on her way back to the table and been side tracked by an important call.
Mir and Or were chompin on sushi at their outing - as they were at a previous wing ding celebrating Bloom's birthday. Now Jeremy Piven has done much to heighten our awareness of the dangers of poorly prepared Japanese Sea Food. In fact I'm eagerly anticipating a series of public service announcements to further raise public consciousness. So maybe Miranda is another Mercury Poisoning victim? This thing seems like it's getting out of hand and becoming an epidemic.
Now Miranda is the skinniest model at Victoria's Secret. Naturally that will cause some suspicious folk - blogger types mostly & other lunatic fringers, to wonder how Wondergirl maintains that girlish figure. They're gonna hop on this thing to insist that the poor girl suffers from some kind of eating disorder. She was in the can either bringing her meal back up, or really was dumping - perhaps from laxative abuse! It's not that far out - we know she wasn't changing into her secret identity to go fight crime nearby!
Then there are those who feel that if she wasn't sticking her finger down her throat then she must've been sticking something up her nose. She wouldn't be the first young celebrity who took a wrong turn and then lost her way while heading off to powder her nose - Lindsay Lohan. In fact Lohan has probably done more to make people suspicious of extended bathroom breaks than any other person since Bill Clinton ( Bill or "Bull" Clinton would sometimes head off 5 or 6 times ion the course of a morning - depending on how attractive the interns were and how excited he became. As a matter of fact the situation became so bad that at one point Health Dept Officials estimates that 80% of coins in circulation contained traces of Clinton's DNA - and a goodly percentage of door knobs too!). Illicit stimulates would explain both Kerr's super low size zero weight, and he loose grasp of reality -she keeps insisting that she and Bloom are engaged, forcing Bloom to repeatedly set the record 'straight'.
The real $64 000 dollar question might be "Who actually sat back and timed her?" If you're out on the town and you have nothing better to do then stop watch people during their trips to the washroom, then life in the fast lane ain't all that it's cracked up to be. Perhaps not everyone in Orlando's inner circle is a fan of Ms Kerr. I know that she's cheesed off many of his fans - mostly through her ridiculous play acting. Kerr can come off as a bit of a fantasist a la Heather Mills - mainly through her repeated claims that she and Bloom are engaged. These are claims that Bloom later has to come out and deny. So some may have decided that the girl is a bit of a flake. Timing her trip to the washroom would just be confirming their preconceived idea that there is something wrong with the girl mentally. That is unless Bloom himself floated the story; perhaps because he's preparing to dump the girl and wants the spin working a head of time.Try to have some empathy with Ms Kerr - perfection is a hard standard to live up to.
