Celebrity Face Off
Angelina Jolie received and unexpected proposal recently, and it wasn't marriage to Brad Pitt. According to Mike Walker by way of the National Enquirer, a producer friend of Jolie's think s that she would be just perfect for the role of Octomom. His reasoning: they're the same age, they're both complicated and controversial characters, and they're both uber mothers.
Jolie has finally spawned a monster & Brad Has Picked Up on the Similarities
Apparently the fellow was even reckless enough to pitch the idea to AJ - going on to point out that the publicity would be beyond huge. I guess he assumed that since AJ likes publicity, and can't get enough, then that would be the angle to sell it. Apparently Jolie was not enthused about the idea of portraying her own impostor on screen. In fact the only thing that saved the poor fellow was when Brad Pitt walked in and said "You really ought to consider it. You're both supermoms." Then with a wink he suggested that it was all a joke. So the unknown producer was off the hook. I usually tell people my bad ideas were only jokes, when they're not well received too. Well supermom has finally given birth to that monster we were all expecting!It's a bad case of spitting image - so take it to the next level!
Still it might not be a bad idea. Nadya Suleman has been making a mockery of Jolie's over heated image by portraying her in the reality TV of network pseudo news. Portraying her own imitator on the big screen might be a chance for Jolie to reverse the spin by reversing the roles, and playing off of the very woman who has co opted her image. It would be a put on of the put on so to speak. When image is you business, this sort of unintentional parody can be disaster. Like it or not Jolie is a big part of a story that is now bigger than she is! Jolie either has to get control of it or go away quietly! She might have to work with it instead of against it - if you can't beat 'em join 'em!Only kidding, but the joke's on you
As for the producer, I have to question whether or not he was really joking. Suleman's been shopping around for million dollar homes lately - so some one has been making the made for TV version of Jolie offers. As for Mr Pitt, I'm sure that he does see the humour in the situation, although his comments do come off as sounding passive aggressive. He did put his finger neatly on one thing - this is a farce and the jokes on Angelina!
Seaking of comic exageration - Lisa Rinna
Bloated mouth and fake orange tan - she's pretty far gone! Remember the Mocksure posting on Celebrity Alien Psychobombs? Impersonating her would be a more of a job for a drag queen! Photo courtesy of BulletProofBracelets! I hear that PETA is investigating her based an a tip off that she's using baby seal blubber as lip filler!
Octomom - Marshall McLuhan would have a field day!
PS. It's really fascinating - Octomom has managed to steal Jolie's thunder by capturing key components of her image and forming them into a distorted version that is almost more Jolie than Jolie is herself: craziness, big lips, too many kids, and quarrels with parents (Jolie has created an image based on exaggeration - part of what makes the imitation/parody so powerful. Exaggeration is one of Jolie's most characteristic features!). It's much the same as a satirical cartoon caricaturing a politician. Like a caricature cartoon it's beginning to have a subversive effect on Jolie's public image. Pitt's comments only add fuel to the fire - he's supposedly the one who knows her best. The story started by playing off of Jolie's image, but now Jolie is starting to become a sideline - like the ventriloquists dummy that takes over the act! Her only response at this time might be turning the tables. As for Nadya Suleman, if she knows what she's doing then she's a bloody genius! The story is image, let's see how it develops.
Morphelina!
Speaking of the insideous effect of image, here's Jordan Maxwell to who you where all those occult phallic images are hinding in plain sight!
Speaking of secret societies with hidden agendas, what about the Million Dollar Round Table? It sounds kind'a ominous! If it's anything like Bohemian Grove, then it's just a place where successful middle aged men can enjoy male on male nudity in a supportive environment.
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