In Touch Mag is reporting by way of their cover that Brangelina is over. They've highlighted this with the title "Get Out" in big bold letters. Well let me for one say "I Blame Brangelina". I blame them for everything, but most of all I blame the tiresome twosome for sexing up American! These are hard times and we don't need that kind of excitement! We need big fat guys to make us laugh - like Jack Black! Both Brad and Angie were better off with other partners who mitigated their over bearing hotness - the way Billy Bob Thornton did for AJ, and Jennifer Aniston did for Brad (The standard sun and satellite arrangement, rather than a blinding binary star!). They were just so much easier to take separately. Brangelina is one stimulus package that we can do with out!
My Theory: Jolie comes across as one of those people everyone thinks is fantastic, as long as they don't have to live with them. Her (apparently) level of intensity would wear thin fast if you had to put up with it on a daily basis. They probably planned to keep It together for the Oscars, and see what happened. They were both nominated so a double win might've added a few years on to the act, but any other outcome meant 'dunzo'. Plus they were overdone, and beginning to become old news. Now neither of them can really take that.
The tip offs: Angie complaining of boredom and Brad hitting the bottle. Men drink when a relationship has become unbearable. Remove the alcohol and they're down to the last three options - leave, go nuts, or kill someone.
Now here are a few more danger signals, for entertainment purposes only!
Jordon Maxwell is the first name in pseudo scholarship! He's the guy that David Icke steals ideas from!!
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