I don't want to pry too personally, but I will
The Geraldo-fication of mainstream news?
Greta Van Susteren pitches the hard ball questions with Bristol Palin - "So are you a lazy careless slut or what?" I'm surprised she didn't ask Bristol whether or not she plans to ween young Tripp on Mountain Dew (They drink that stuff like mother's milk down in central Appalachia - leading to the highest rates of tooth loss in America, and the loss of some lucrative Pepsi ads for ABC after Diane Sawyer's startling expose!)! Though GVS is getting her Larry King routine down pat, she might've known that there's not that much else to do in Alaska once hockey season is over.
Bristol the Pistol - She's helping redefine news too! At least she's not an Octomom
Bristol doesn't seem like a girl who's overly preoccupied with philosophical positions. I think that it was another sort of position, perhaps the missionary position, that lead to her predicament. She is every bit as articulate as her mother was with Katie Couric. Then again Van Susteren didn't get a law degree just to ask Ms Palin if she knows how to use a condom. When gossip becomes news, and vice versa, can you really blame Paris Hilton? She doesn't make the rules; she only plays the game.
The bland and mildly entertaining Starlight Vocal Band - America's answer to ABBA!
Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists
