The Nadya Suleman story continues to unfold with bizarre new twists and turns - so to speak. After a former acquaintance claimed that she and Octomom performed a stripper act together for two years, the controversial mother of 14 felt she had to some forward and set the record straight.
Nadya comes clean - 'I can explain'
By her own admission Nadya was a stripper, or as she prefers to call it 'a topless exotic dancer'. However she wants the public to know that it's not as bad as jealous former colleagues are making it out. Nadya reveals, with plenty of mitigating spin, that she was only 19. It was an impressionable and experimental time in her life. It started innocently enough with a lingerie contest!
It was very sweet and innocent, in a dirty sort of way
Now everyone can understand the need to feel some pride in our appearance. Most of us accomplish this through exercise, grooming, diet, personal hygiene, and a thoughtfully selected wardrobe. Nadya attempted to boost her self esteem by parading around in her undies. If you've been paying attention to the story so far you know that Nadya has her own way of doing things.performance enhancing nudity
Nadya quite proudly reveals that she came in second. The girl who won, Nadya states, only beat her by performing "some disgusting lesbian act" that Nadya "could never do". I guess that's Nadya's way of denying the girl on girl act allegations, though it may not make any friends in the gay community. Never mind, she can handle that later.
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2nd place was good enough to get Octomom a job offer to perform in what she describes as a 'gentleman's club'. Nadya makes it sound very up scale. Just to be clear these are the kind of gentlemen who like to stuff bills down ladies g stings, and may have a 'rabbit fetish'. Though flattered by the offer, and seriously considering it, she backed out after she realized the whole deal might not be so genteel. Nadya claims that when she noticed other topless exotic dancers giving clients lap dances, she was back out through the door like a shot! Just because they were gentlemen didn't mean that Nadya was going to think of herself as anything less than a lady.A consummate, mad loony
So where are we after hearing Nadya's side off the story? Well she only admits to this after a former colleagues claims that they did a racy act together for 2 years (and performed at bachelor parties!). She makes a point of denying the worst of the allegations repeatedly through out her story - "I was merely an innocent girl who enjoyed taking her close of for nice men. Nothing kinky whatsoever!" She does however admit to being afraid that some photos from her experimental days might come to light. Perhaps this is why she's owning up now. We've also learned that Octomom has some talent as an amateur spin doctor: "I was crazy; but crazy interesting, not crazy scary!" She has been following Angelina Jolie's playbook! Oh yeah, and we know that Octomom sure like attention, and she'll take it however she can get it!
Speaking of rabbit fetishes, singer Andrea Corr first came to public attention playing a character called Sharon Rabbite (who thinks these names up?), in the film The Commitments. That was back in the early 90's. By 2000 she was voted the world's most beautiful woman, until ousted by Aishwarya Rai. In fairness to Ms Corr, Rai didn't get the title by vote, but was proclaimed such by Julia Roberts. Andrea also toured with her brother and sisters in the popular singing group The Corrs. The Corrs split up and Andrea went onto a solo singing career, releasing an album called Ten Feet Tall. At 5'1" we might assume that Ms Corr has some height issues.
The album wasn't really a chart buster. Andrea had deglammed her image, Perhaps she was tired of being seen as a pretty girl, and wanted to see if she could be taken seriously on her music alone. Questionable choice since the music industry is full of talented people who never become household names. Packaging counts!
So what has Ms Corr been doing with herself lately? Well Corr fans will be happy to know that Ms Corr has scored big time. Her boyfriend Brett Desmond proposed to her on Christmas of last year. He layed a $100 000+ diamond ring on her while they were vacationing in the Bahamas. Now Bret can well afford lavish gifts and Caribbean vacations because his dad is billionaire Dermot Desmond. So it looks like little Andrea has bagged big game. This guy should be able to keep her in tin whistles for life! 
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