Things are going great for Jennifer Aniston. The Oscars worked out fantastic. Giving John Mayer a taste of the limelight side of show biz seemed to show her exactly how big a deal she is. He was so excited at the Awards that I thought he was gonna wet the carpet for a minute, and expected some one to ask Jenn at any moment "Hey Aniston, you do have that guy toilet trained right??" Now there are even Ansiton pregnancy rumours floating around, and Jenn is so full of herself that she even has the confidence to start frightening the beJezuz out of Anne Hathaway! The gals had a little spat when protegee Anne unwittingly compared herself to Anston by saying that they both had bad taste in men. Though Jen has picked a few losers over the years, none of them have been jailed, or accused of trying to con the Pope - so Aniston shot back with a response that made Hathaway look like some kind of gangster moll who specialized in going anal for the Mafia (or as Anne allegedly put it "Feeling like a woman in that special way!")!
So that brings us up to speed with Jennifer Aniston, but what of her former partner in crime Vince Vaughn? Well Vaughn has bounced back too. Recent reports have him engaged to a charming young woman from Western Canada. The lady in question is real estate developer Kyla Weber. Her father has confirmed that happy news that' yes his daughter is marrying a movie star, to the Montreal Gazzette, but he refused to make any further comments. No use in queering the deal before the names are even on the contract! We do know that Vince has been out to Calgary and has met the whole family, and Kyla has been to Chicago to meet Vince's folks - who just love her!
Now here's the unofficial story - Kyla had been seriously seeing a guy from her home town of Okotoks Cal for about a year when she goes to LA to attend the wedding of a friend. Vaughn is there cause he knows the groom. Well Vaughn and Weber hit it off, and the next thing you know she's telling her steady boyfriend to shove off and go for a flying leap. So it sounds like the girl is all heart, and decided that it was no time to get senimental/stupid when she could do better for herself.
Better she did do too. Vaughn has already popped the question and laid a $125 000 4 carat diaimond and platnium ring on her. He even went down on one knee to propose - although I'm sure she would've if it had come to that. Word has it that the wedding is set to take place in either Hollywood or Alberta sometime soon (I'm guessing that Alberta was Vince's idea - how sweet!), and that they're ready to start a family pronto!
So it looks like this one is the bag! I'm sure that the Webers aren't too concerned about the hurt feelings of Kyla's ex and his kin folk, since having a Hollywood son in law is bound to make them a big deal in Okotoks and enhance their status within the community. In fact I'm sure that Kyla has been profiled ever night on the evening news since word got out! But ex boyfriend's hurt feelings aside, the Weber Family might not want to go cashing in their winning lottery tickets just yet. Vaughn has a personality that is pretty much a convergence of bad habits - then there's the booze, cocaine, strippers, and hookers - allegedly. So our little snow bunny might have a bit to put up with. Marrying a movie star isn't all face lifts and eating disorders - there's also the bad stuff! Still with her family' support, I'm sure that she'll stay in it for as long as she can bear it and as much as she can get out of it! After all - she's lucky to have him, and that will define their relationship from the word "go"!
BTW Prince Charles has just been named Best Dressed by Esquire mag, and beat out Pres Obama who came in 4th. Chuck can't take all the credit though, since his Saville Row tailors, Gieves and Hawkes actually make the cloths - he just wears 'em.
Quantum leap ego trip
Speaking of the folk on Pennsylvania Ave, it has just leaked out that Michelle Obama has congratulated Beyonce for being the perfect role model. The 1st Lady told Beyonce that Sasha and Malia were lucky to have someone like her to look up to. Of course by extension that means America is lucky, and the rest of the world too. Perhaps the entire universe is some how blessed by Beyonce's presence - right out to it's most remote corners. Of course we know Mrs Pres said this 'cause Beyonce is going around telling everyone. Speaking of singularities - her ego is expanding out of all proportion!Entertainment quote:
You spend the first forty years of your life trying to get in this fucking business, and the next forty years trying to get out. And then when you're making the bread, who needs it?
~ Lee Marvin
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