Madonna is a kind of an expert on sex. It's been mentioned once or twice here on this blog that Madge the Vag doesn't really do relationships well. Evidence of this is how deliriously happy her ex Guy Ritchie is to be away from her. Just look:
Many have responded with surprise to the preceding pix, mentioning among other things that they didn't recognize him at first, because he was smiling. Of course his exuberance may not be divorce related. Maybe one of those British football teams with the funny names won?
MIA did not call her son Ickett. Furthermore she's not gonna tell you what she did call him - there you see, you've hurt her feelings. Don't worry MIA - it's still not as bad as Apple.
kids vs dogs
Roger Daltrey has created some confusion in our cause conscious culture be declaring that you shouldn't put dogs above sick kids. People seem unsure of whether he's for kids or against dogs. Personally I'm not sure illness should be encouraged. Next things those kids will be "using their wheelchairs as a crutch".
good help is hard to find
Nadya Suleman has lost another publicist. That last one jumped ship after getting death threats. This one - Victor Munoz - quit because Octomom "is nuts". He claims that the arrangement failed for personal reasons. He also claims that the Suleman residence is a sort of madhouse where he had to do everything. I wonder what his first clue about the 'nuts' part was? Incidentally I hear that Octomom is shopping her birth tape around something fierce - asking price is 1 million.
on again off again again
Jennifer Aniston may or may not be pregnant, but Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are over again. That's really a shame for her since she's just not that funny.
Madonna may have lost a husband but she's gained a something. Not her boyfriend Jesus, but actress Sienna Miller. Madge is reaching out to her (Most women don't trtust Sienna around their husbands but by coincidence Madonna no longer has one!). She also wants Miller to give daughter Lourdes some pointers on acting. My theory, Madge is trying to console herself - "It could worse worse. At least I'm not Sienna Miller". How long do you think until Miller makes a play for Luz??
Blake Civil Fielder is dating a 16 year old - take that Ron Wood.
Angelina Jolie is feeling really depressed and needs some time alone with her brother James Haven. If she's back with him then Brad Pitt can't have much longer. Those of you who thought she'd go back to Billy Bob Thorton really were being naive.
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