Britney Spears cheesed off fans out in Vancouver by walking off stage after only 3 songs. She did leave concert goers with some sage words of advice "Don't smoke weed". Britney is only one celebrity giving frightening new emphasis to the old 80's anti drug slogan. Billie Bob Thornton recently flipped out on Jian Ghomeshi's CBC radio Q program. Apparently Billie Bob got offended when Ghomeshi called him and actor. I don't blame him - that's a hell of a thing to be. Now that Billie Bob has found honest work, by way of a music career, he wants to distance himself from his sleazy Hollywood past.
enraged and confused
In addition to being outraged, Billie Bubba did seem a bit vague in the interview. His responses made it seem as if he had no clear idea what was being talked about. That might have some wondering whether he's taking hits off of the meth pipe Ian Undercover suspects Angelina Jolie of using. Celebrity terrorism - An IOU from IUC for the FBI?
Even though Angelina has a well known past as a freak - she was into the drug (heroin) and SM sex scene in NYC - her dwindling legion of loyal fans are loath to believe that anything remotely resembling a crack pipe has ever passed between her bloated lips. Merely repeating Mr Undercover's innuendo got me labeled as an 'entertainment terrorist' over at The Insider. Brangeloonie posters claimed that I should be sued for second hand libel, and some even claimed that they were gonna involve the FBI!
crazy girl has crazy explantion
These ugly meth rumours started when Jolie collapsed on the set of Salt. Girl Interrupted has only herself to blame for the suspicions. Apart from basing her whole public persona on being a head case that would do anything, or anyone (if ex Billie Bob is any indication) once, she also came up with a likely story to explain her sudden attack of the vapours. Jolie claimed that the fainting spell was caused by being on a strict liquid diet. She's trying to drop 21 pounds in order to look more like a man! If you buy that then there's this ponzi scheme I want you to invest in.
Waldorf Hysteria
Now the National Enquirer has a more plausible explanation for Jolie's temporary lapse of consciousness. According to the NE Jolie is taking time out from her kids and Brad Pitt to concentrate more on herself - just like Lindsay Lohan! When Jolie is not falling over like a narcoleptic on the Salt set, she's working out like a gym demon at Equinox - conveniently located the Waldorf Astoria - site of her new temporary digs. I say convenient because when she's finished running her bony little legs on the tread mill she only has enough steam left to haul her emaciated carcass into bed.
Pitt in the pits?
With Jolie either at full speed or unconscious that leaves Brad Pitt tending to her menagerie. According to the NE Pitt has to do the nursery school drop offs and pick ups. He also has to help out with the care and feeding of the brood that Angie has, perhaps thoughtlessly, assembled. He also likes to keep the older ones entertained. Pitt is pissed
The result is that Pitt is getting pissed with the missus. They could talk it out between steamy sex session, like in the old days, except that Jolie is only intermittently conscious now. So Brad has taken to sleeping on the couch, at least according to the NE. They also imply that Pitt plans to claim custody of all 6 kids, in the event of a bust up, which is already looking more likely. If Pitt gets the kids, maybe Jamie Spears could get Jolie. Celebrity conservatorship has to be a potential growth industry!
Cheap shot of the day: If Avril Lavinge keeps getting hammered then people are gonna have to start calling her Anvil Lavinge - get it, get it??
Mocksure educational content: So where did our obsession with fame come from? Perhaps from Sigmund Freud by way of his nephew, the guy who invented public relations. He found that by taking Freud's theories, and turning them into cheap publicity stunts, he could make a pile of money. America has never been the same.
The best part about manipulating unconscious urges is that the suckers don't know what hit 'em!
Bogus Zen: Have acceptance instead of passion. Remember that if you don't have desires (or fears), then you can't be manipulated. Bogus zen makes you immunized to advertising, and may even make you a reformed consumer!
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