Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Keanu Reeves Shocker - Steven Tyler is my Father!

Shocking news about actor Keanu Reeves. The Matrix star has revealed that legendary Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler is his father. Says Reeves when asked about it "Come on, you must have guessed. Look at the resemblance." Of course Reeves isn't referring to the resemblance to Steven, but to his half sister Liv Tyler. So we pulled up a couple of random pix off of the net and compared them side by side. We're surprised no one noticed this sooner.




Reeves remains tight lipped about the conditions of his paternity, but does go on to remind fans that like his lengendary father he also loves to party hard and rock out.


Now some bogus zen with Inappropriate Yoga Guy!

Yoga, Bitch!



Wow, he's a superhero - like NASA TV's Microgravity Man! You'll be happy to know that Microgravity Man is using the power of microgravity for good and not for evil. You'll also be happy to know that NASA TV is Emmy Award winning. Of course it was a local Emmy, and in the lifetime achievement category (the space program is really under appreciated). That kept them out of the heated competition in such categories as best hair on an on air host, and hottest  on air presenter. The competition among weather chicks alone makes the last category cut throat!

Weather Bitch!



Bogus Zen:

A wise old owl sat in an oak,
The more he heard, the less he spoke;
The less he spoke, the more he heard;
Why aren't we all like that wise old bird?



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