Sunday, May 31, 2009

Law & Order

Life in the fast lane ain't all booze, sugar tits, and international Zionist conspiracies! However living it to the limit seems to be a big part of it. Sometimes the fast laners go over the line. Like the case of Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield.

Ms Brumfield got herself into some trouble while she was picking up some extra pocket money by baby sitting. It seems that the child died while under her care. Now Amanda swears she has now idea how this happened. One minute the youngster was toppling head first out of it's play pen onto the floor, and the next was happily eating fruit snacks - that is after Amanda cleaned up the blood.

Everything seemed fine so Amanda let the youngster take a brief nap. When she tried to rouse the child, she found it was dead. That probably had something to do with fractured skull that the medical examiners found. Now the powers that be feel that the story doesn't add up, especially since there was a 2 1/2 hour delay between the accident and Ms Brumfield's 911 call, so that's lead Amanda to the courthouse. The charge is negligence. Less tactful types are coming right out and saying "baby shaker".

Point Break actress Lori Petty is also in trouble with the man. Now she hasn't killed any kids, that we know of. What she has done, allegedly, is drove around under the influence. According to Sgt Richard Parks, Ms Petty was picked up for DUI in the Venice neighborhood of Los Angeles. Now he had no details as to the circumstances of her arrest, but it must of been a dilly, cause she was released on 100 000 bond. That's more than Chris Brown had to pay after beating the crap out of Rihanna! In addition to Point Break, Petty has also appeared in A League of Their Own and Tank Girl.

Marvelous Megan Fox may not be a criminal, but she feels that her career is a kind of crime. Meggers was interviewed recently in the British version of GQ. In addition to helping hype Transformers, Ms Fox had a lot of things to say about the movie biz in general, like such as - “When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes, we get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross." Now technically that's not prostitution, it's pornography. However nitpickery aside, I think you see her point.

Fox goes on to set the record straight about her sexed up image. Says the Foxy One: “I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time. There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.” You can add these comments to the growing list of Meganisms which so far includes "I love cock", "I'm a man", and "I'm a tranny, I'm Alan Alda".

Someone who isn't a prostitute, but who is a convicted DIP is Mel Gibson. When he's not thwarting Jewish conspiracies or boffing (or biffing, doffing, buffing or which ever euphemism you prefer) Russian pianists, he's hanging around at the Spike Guys Choice Awards in LA. That's where he recently bumped into Brad Pitt. Pitt, who's had his own near misses with DUI, had some good natured ribbing for Mad Max. When Gibson introduced him at the awards, Brad responded with a "Thanks Sugar Tits." That was a reference to Mel's DIP incident, when he mouthed off to a female officer while getting booked. Apparently Gibson had no witty rejoinder. I guess thinking on his feet is a little tougher when sober. Mel should be glad that he got off so easy. There's much room for mockery in Octomel's life these days.



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