More drama in the life of Lindsay Lohan. Her father Michael - the guy who's been in trouble with the law since the day he was born - is in trouble with the law again. This time he threatened to kill his girlfriend Erin Muller. Now the pair were close enough to be engaged. I guess that Ms Muller smartened up in time because she dumped him. That's when Lohan went ballistic and placed a phone call threatening to kill her, on March 18 (just weeks after his parole ended in Feb). That was probably unwise, since the police got involved and Lohan was arrested on April 6.Lohan went quietly, but he didn't stay quiet. Apparently the temperamental celebrity dad had another near flip out yesterday when he spotted some reporters laying in wait outside the courthouse. Fortunately there were no threats this time. Maybe that was because Lohan had his lawyer on hand to do his thinking for him. The lawyer barked out "Plan B" at Lohan, which means something like "Shut the fuck up and get in the fucking car", which Lohan did. In fact he remained in the car until things blew over. Blowing over instead of blowing up is kind of a new thing for him!
So another embarrassing spectacle was avoided. In fact that incident turned out so well that it might be advisable for Lohan not to leave home unless he has a lawyer handy; at least while he's mastering the finer points of impulse control. He might also want to master the finer points in child support payments 'cause I hear that he owes $12 000 on that tab! As for what the impulsive Michael Lohan may or may not have learned from this; there is no word on whether or not he's sorry, or even if he 'totally knows how OJ felt'. So there just might be hope for the dude yet - stay ignorant Mikey!
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