Sunday, June 14, 2009

Spaced Out Sunday - Cleft Panties!

Cleft panties!

Today on Mocksure we present a brief history of the camel toe. For those unfamiliar with the phrase it refers to a clothing situation where close gets too close. This presents an embarrassing predicament which visually resembles the hoof of the creature after which it is named. Here now in slide show form, are some of the entertainment industries most famous, or infamous, hot hoofers(images shamelessly stolen from the good people @ celebritymooch)! Keep your eyes peeled for Kate Beckinsale and the Pharaoh's Tomb!




Naturally Lynda Carter and the Wonder Woman Wet Suit got on there. Any villain confronting her while she's geared out like that might get so distracted by her crotch cleft that the mighty Lasso of truth would become obsolete!

Speaking of Wonder Woman here's an interesting little film project by Dara Birbbaum called Technology:Transformation - Wonder Woman.


Dara Birnbaum - Technology/Transformation: Wonder Woman (197
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Well wasn't that a treat. Wondersuit fans should be happy to here that Dc is bringing back the Wonder Woman body suit. Just take a look at this eye catching little ensemble!

Why poor Diana Prince's eyes are practically popping! Now let's leave our tribute to the camel toe with another Wonder Woman tribute video. While it may not be as avant garde as Dara Birnbaum's, it does feature a catchy tune!



Now here's the space part.




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