Saturday, June 6, 2009

Stephanie Seymour gets unfortunate and embarrassing

More drama in the life of former supermodel Stephanie Seymour. Now this isn't like the time her lips exploded on that transatlantic plane trip. For those who haven't heard that story Steph was taking a little jet voyage when she ran into trouble. Her lips were packed with collagen. So when the plane hit high altitude and the cabin pressure dropped her pucker blew up. Or they ruptured at least. You can just imagine horrified passengers watching her lips get bigger and bigger, as the plane ascended. They must have sat around in horrified suspense until her mouth finally popped! This time Steph's problems are more down to earth. She was pushed by a security guard!

Stephanie and her husband Peter Brandt are in the middle of a nasty divorce. The fact that they still share a residence complicates things. Neither one are willing to leave their Connecticut estate. So they've divided the house up into separate his and hers sections. That's where the guard comes into it.

Seems that Mr. Brandt had a professional security person, one Joseph Babnik from Carmel New York, posted at he main entrance to make sure that his estranged missus kept to her side of the house. Well Steph wanted to get in by the front door. That lead to Babnik blocking her way, and an altercation in which Seymour was pushed into a screen door. Now Miss Stephanie is seeking redress by way of the law! The hapless Mr. Babnik has been charged with disorderly conduct and issued with a misdemeanour summons! That'll teach him t go doin' his job!

Observers of the Seymour divorce probably won't be surprised that it has finally come to blows. The whole affair was rife with bizarre drama. Shortly after they divided the house down the center I Love Lucy style, Seymour gave a tabloid interview complaining that her husband was playing dirty and making it hard for her. She has also claimed that her husband had bugged her car, with a GPS tracker, so that he could keep tabs on her movements. No word on whether he recorded her phone calls or bribed her shrink. As for Brandt, he denies ever planting a bug in Seymour's car. He also calls the security guard incident 'unfortunate and embarrassing'.


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