UFO - Unidentified Fugly Object!
Remember when sleep around Sienna was a hot tamale? Back int hose days she could bust up any marriage with in a country mile, no matter how stable the relationship might be. That was before she put the moves on Russell Crowe during Nottingham. Russell had her booted off the film cause he's shit terrified of his little woman. Sienna got spitey and tired to float rumors that Crowe was making trouble for his good friend Nottingham director Ridley Scott.
Well directors outrank actors so Sienna got herself up shit creek without a paddle. That sent her into GI Joe - which she described as a pleasure because it was something people actually wanted to see instead of all those stuffy Shakespeare screws Casanova Merchant Ivory prestige pieces calling for gratuitous use of high toned Brit accents that she was accustomed to doing, before she disgraced herself. Then she went off to Broadway which couldn't of been a pleasure since no one wanted to see her.
So with her career falling towards reality TV she swallowed her pride, and possibly some oither stuff, and went crawling back to Jude Law. That's the guy who's marriage, career and looks she ruined several years ago. Jude got lucky via Rob Downey's comeback. Jude starred in Sherlock Holmes with Downey, and the studios had to let Downey do more Holmes if they wanted him to do more Ironman. So that ment Law was creeping back up the Hollywood pecking order. Always one to hitch a ride, Sienna tried to cash in on Downey's come back too, by attatching herself to Law's cock like a police boot on the wheel of a car.
Life with Jude can't be everything she'd hope for it too be, since Sienna doesn't look as glamourous as she once did. The bloom is off of the rose. In fact the poor woman looks shiteous, and like the last rose of summer. If the above picture is any indication of the poor woman's present condition she'd have to get a make over to land a librarian's job.
Sienna ain't the only UFO out there. Just set your faces to stun as you scan the following Veetle channel!
