Sunday, February 27, 2011

Charlie Sheen Books ABC TV Interview

The last time we heard from Charlie Sheen was on Alex Jones radio show, when Charlie called into to talk about turds and trolls with vast drug fueled torrents of rage! Charlie did say that he loves and hates violently. So you can imagine what it's like to see this guy holding the craving knife at Christmas dinner! That jabber session lasted about 30 minutes and became the talk of the world wide media. It also got Charlie canned off of his show, & he has he fled the country with his harem for Barbados; where he plans to start a porn commune!

Well if you feared that you'd heard the last of that colorful fuck up & lovable scalawag, then fear no more. The F 18 is once again ready to deploy and destroy and this time in a classier more upscale stage. Leaving the lunatic fringe of Radio Free Tinfoil behind, Sheen is going to go mainstream with an ABC TV interview on Tuesday night! It will be one the news show 20/20 and will air 10 eastern. So there's no excuse for the kids not being in bed. If they're up that late, then maybe it's something they can afford to hear!

Also in Sheen related news, a meme is born. The last time we featured a celebrity meme on mocksure it was Keanu Reeves. Reeves got photographed out on his birthday getting all brooding and sulky with a cupcake. This was an actual frosted cupcake and not a euphemism for an eager chick on the make.

People seemed to get something out of this, like claons with a tear, black velvet Elvis, and dogs playing poker. Soon variations were all over the internet & faster than you could keep up. Mocksure mposted some of the highlights.

Well now the whole sad Kenau has taken a Mad Chalrie twist, with the people over @ Medium Large posting their Cats Quote Chalrie Sheen pix. It's like "I Can Haz Cheeseburger" except the a picture of a cat is captioned with a weirdly juxtaposed Sheen quote, instead of featuring a cats making whimsically sardonic comments about nearby cheeseburgers. So here's a link to that site, along with some of the highlights!








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