Monday, February 28, 2011

Jennifer Aniston finds new love!

Ever since Brad Pitt tossed over Jennifer Ansiton for the crazy woman (maybe Jolie isn't that bad), America has had to put up with one of it's most tiresome soap opera's since Archie Betty & Veronica .Jolie's currently optioning that script and pitching the Betty role to Aniston, via Aniston & Pitt's production company. She's hoping that the role playing will remind Brad which one of them is the catch. Jolie never really recovered from Pitt designing that wedding ring for Aniston. He can't design one for her since they're not married. She did design a spiffy diamond pendant for him recently, so you can tell the whole ring thing is weighing on her. Besides, after the Tourist Jolie is desperate for any starring role she can get. Word is that she's run out of box office mojo.

Anyway Jenn's been at lose ends for the past 10 years. She just hasn't been able to get anyone to fill the void. Even Gerry Butler wasn't good enough for her, so no wonder everyone is losing patience with her! She even started keeping company with Chelsea Handler. The problem with that is 2 single & semi alcoholic middle aged broads don't make the best companions.

So you should be glad, or not, to hear that Jenn has finally found some one. Maybe it'll work this tiem too, cause what ever you might say about her new companion, she ain't middle aged. Not only is it a she, but it's some one who needs absolutely no intro - Miss Tila Tequila! Here's a picture of them together, taken recently, and the looks on their faces say everything their publicists need to deny - which is according to them is that the bosom buddies are merely rehearsing for another of Aniston's patented romcoms. A likely story! Good luck you crazy kids!

http://tilatequilaomg.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/miss-tila-jennifer-anniston.jpg


BTW if the thought of Aniston and Tila gettin it on disturbs any of you, then you're not a 20 something single male! Or even am middle aged amrreid male. However if you are among the disturbed, relax. This relationship won't last 3 months, based on Aniston's past track record.



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