Monday, March 21, 2011

AFLAC chooses Gilbert Gottfried replacement

Anyone can make a slip of the tongue but in this economy there are about a dozen or so ready to take your place! Sorry Gilbert.



Now how's that for a slogan - think of it as less of what you don't want and more of what you can't get enough of! Incidentally Erin Esuarance's representatives want you to know that she is also available as a TV presenter in case - you know - Ricky Gervais really fucks it up next time around. Believe me the Oscar committee are still kicking themselves over not going with their first choice Erin as host for the last presentation.

Don't be too hard on Erin Esurance for swooping down like a vulture on the still warm carcass of Gottfried's career. It's competitive out there and Erin only narrowly beat out Kim Possible for the gig!


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