the best part of waking up - rise and Sheen!
A little while ago Mocksure posted that the cops got called in to Casa del Sheen. At the time there was nothing else to report. Now t turns out that the cops came because there were reports that Charlie had a loaded gun and was planning on doing himself some mischief. IN this case the mischief they were afraid of is the kind that rehab can't get you out of.
Well it looks like that was a big false alrm, but it wasn't a wasted trip. The cops were in the right place at almost the right time. That's because they barely had time to stop for donuts on the way back tot he station when they got another Charlie Sheen related call. This time the warlock used his fire breathing fists to beat down some crazed stalker who had scaled the walls of Sheen's home (perhaps the poor soul was looking for a kindred spirit?). Anyhow LA's Finest arrived back with donut frosting still on their chins and only a little after RadarOnLine, and just in time to take the beat down stalker into custody and haul his ass off to jail. Here's a little video of what went down at the seen of the crime!
The kid should'a known - you don't pick a fight with a warlock! You just get nothing but pain if you venture into that octagon!
