So I guess the whole grilling deal was more false advertising, like Donald Trump's celebrity roast. PETA must be pressuring Hollywood! Though there's enough of Trump to keep and army fed, he walked away from that incident relatively unscathed. Except for his ego; and to give the big guy full credit that seemed to stand up to an assault that was disturbing to watch!
Buddy buddy you should've gotten some one to write your material for you. You're not a pro with 20 years of comedy writing or stand up behind you - so there's no shame in that. Stand up is hard to do; don't let them start calling you the "Shituation".