Thursday, June 9, 2011

Mocksure & Cockwise

Hilary Clinton's a father! - sort of

Yesterday public personality Anthony Wiener manned up and admitted that he did indeed send naked wiener images to some floozy via twitter. You was never ever supposed to know about that but in the excitement of the moment Wiener hit the wrong button and the embarrassing little shot got made public. He's been cleaning up ever since.

tit for tat

Well now the other shoe has dropped. Turns out that Wiener's wife is preggers! Wiener got hitched about a year ago this July. So you can imagine how his lovely wife feels about the hijinx. In fact you may have heard of wifey. Her name is Huma Abedin. The marriage caused a minor uproar at the time since Wiener is Jewish and Huma is Muslim - born in Pakistan. Muslim message boards were saying that this is what happens when you let good Muslim girls go west.



Now Huma is no stranger to controversy since she was Hilary Clinton's NO 1 aide back during the primaries BO - Before Obama. Huma was dedicated to the cause that she never left Hilary's side, apparently not even to sleep. Sources said that if you call Hilly l ate at night Huma picked up the phone, and if you called first thing in the morning it was Huma on the line again. These girlies sleep overs had tongues wagging - so to speak - what with Hilly's killer rep with the ladies. According to the Flowers tramp, one of Hubby Bill's little tongue waggers, Wild Bull Clinton told her that "Hilary's eaten more pussy than I have". So who knows, maybe Hilary's the father!



Just wait till the movie on this comes out - it could boast an all star cast!

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