Love seems to be in the air. There's certainly a theme of celebrity reconciliation anyway. Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez seem to be the latest couple who've buried the hatchet, and not in each other either. Now there were all kinds of rumours about an impending spilt up ion JLo land floating around. They were sparked by Jennie from the block showing up and a recent movie premier sans wedding ring. They were confirmed by sightings of MA at Bungalow 8 stroking a strange woman and complaining loudly to everyone in earshot about what an unbearable bitch his missus is. JLo didn't sound happy about their arrangement either: MA wasn't as good for her career as Puff Daddy, and she bewailed to friends that she was becoming a Long Island housewife. Naturally every one jumped to the obvious conclusion - that they would big the next major all star bust up.
There was even fuel added to the fire in the form of best friend, meddling Scientologist Leah Remini. There's no love lost between Leah and Marc. To thicken the plot sources were saying that Remini was encouraging JLo to drop Anthony, and was interfering in their relationship at every turn. Suspicious blogger types, and other lunatic fringers, speculated about some nefarious Scientology plot being hatched, to draw Lopez into the fold, and to access those millions of hers. No use letting her blow her wad on diamond encrusted rattles and designer baby clothes. Best to get into that loot before it was all gone. If Marc was in the way, well tough luck.
Well Lopez issued a statement to put the rumours to rest, and said 'divorce is not an option'. Jennie can be a bit extreme, so some folks started wondering when Anthony's body might surface in the East River - riddled with multiple stab wounds. If that's what you were waiting for then you're probably gonna be disappointed.
It seems that JLo has passed on any murder plans, and has decide avoid divorce the old fashioned way - by reconciliation. This seems to have been confirmed by MA's appearance at the recent Barack Obama inaugural. Marc was slated to sing at the wing ding. When he mounted the stage he surprised everyone by dedicating the song to his wife, and then calling Jenniepooh up with him. They ended the duet with a big sloppy kiss. So I guess that officially puts the bust up rumours to rest, for awhile anyway. The Pres sure does seem to be having an inspiring effect on those show folk! If he can put those two back together then there's hope for the economy, and those nasty wars (He might get a Nobel Peace Prize nomination for that alone!)! So does this mean that Leah Remini is no longer on the Xenu-mass card list??
PS The only person who hasn't come out ahead in this inauguration deal, besides Sarah Palin, would be Caroline Kennedy. Word has it that she's out of the senate race. Don't be too concerned about Sarah, I'm sure that she'll be pitching some reality TV deal as soon as her gubernatorial term in Wasilla runs out.
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