Diane Sawyer - drunk at the switch during inauguration!!

Diane Sawyer - more liquored up than Lynda Carter!!

Diane Sawyer appears to be having some trouble getting her tongue 'round her "R's". Now let's not jump to any conclusions - maybe she'd been to the dentist and the freezing hadn't worn off? Perhaps she was even having a mini stroke?

One Stewed Prune!

Calling Katie Couric - job opening available. Maybe one of the View ladies might be interested in filling it - but not Elizabeth Horseback!!

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