She's gone from being a cup caking to eating them, maybe by the dozens! The Jessica Simpson story is proving to be a big one. To get everyone up to speed Jess showed up at some chili cook off or county fair, or whatever it is that she does nowadays in lieu of a show business career. The Buxom One was sporting a few extra pounds, which were ill concealed by her ridiculous choice of an outfit, and suddenly everyone has her pegged as the next Delta Burke! Here's a sample of what's out there on the net regarding the now larger than life Ms Simpson:http://www.heykobe.com/2009/01/26/jessica-simpson-thicker-than-a-snicker-chilli-cook-off-appearance/
Not the Boston Examiner! http://www.examiner.com/x-1841-Boston-Fitness-Examiner~y2009m1d26-Did-Jessica-Simpson-get-fat-again
This one even claims that she's gained 30 pounds! http://www.onblastatlast.com/2009/01/jessica-simpson-gained-a-cool-30-pounds/
Of course there are a whole slew of pix to go wiht the articles. Here are some of the highlights
Jess the mess
Naturally people are stunned. Jess has had an on and off battle with the bulge, but this is really more of a Britney Spears story. While Britney has gotten it together with the help of diet, exercise, and probably steroids - Jess has visibly let herself go! This of course prompts the inevitable comparison "How much of a mess are you in when even Britney Spears is more together than you?"
Jessica's people - the few she has left - have denied that Simpson is having any sort of weight problem, and maintain that she's gained the slight extra poundage in preparation for a role as the late Anna Nicole Smith (kidding). However by the looks of it, Jessie is poised to become the biggest star out of Texas since Meatloaf! She's rapidly becoming more Homer Simpson than Jessica!
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