I'd have called this post odds and ends, but it's more odd than anything else. For instance Kevin Federline is packing on the pounds. He was recently spotted out with his ex Shar Jackson sporting what could be described as a substantial gut. Feders calls it "Daddy Weight, but I think it's more likely that the poor lad has gone adrenal. Going adrenal means that the poor fellows parasympathetic nervous system has switched into full tilt over drive, as a result of all that Britney Spears related stress in his life. The adrenal glands, located at the top of the kidneys, start pumping out the adrenaline like there's no tomorrow, and the body shifts into a permanent flight or fight response. When this happens the reproductive system pretty much shuts down, and the sex hormone production is radically reduced. So Feders has gone from sleek and sexy to chubby and tubby. It's also the reason why middle aged married men turn fat, pasty , bald and impotent. Still things could've been worse - at least he didn't date Sienna Miller. No one has yet recovered from a fling with Miller!
The Jett Travolta story is heating up again. John Travolta's spokes persons are claiming that the actor was 'extorted' while in the Bahamas, over his sons death. Some one working with the hospital or EPT snapped pictures of the actor's unfortunate son as the lad was in his last minutes of life, then demanded $ 20 mill in exchange for them. In fact recent reports say that 3 arrests have been made, including a Travolta confidant and a Bahamian Cabinet Minister!
It's takes a brave person to play those games with an OT level Scientologist. The last person who pulled blackmail on one of the chosen was late Internet porn meister Hans David Schmidt. Schmidt, who's previous claim to fame was buying one of Paris Hilton's storage lockers, and then kindly offering to return it to her for a multi million dollar finders fee, had gotten his mits on some of Tom Cruise's unpublished wedding pix. He thoughtful offered to return those for the cut rate price of $2 mill. At some point the blackmailer had a fit of conscience and killed himself. He was found hung by the neck in a hotel room shower. He must've been pretty serious too, cause the shower was kind of cramped, and crime scene investigators remarked that he would've had to bend his knees to strangle. Still David Miscavidge's late mother in law takes the cake for determination, She was found shot once in the head and three times in the chest, in what was classed as another suicide. Incidentally Miscavidge's wife is still MIA - take note Katie Holmes.
I Kissed a Girl singer Katie Perry has split from her boyfriend Travis McCoy - front man for Gym Class Heros. The tow were rumoured to be arguing and one thing lead to another. Perry seems to be taking it hard though. The singer is swearing off of sex, literally. Perry says that she vowing celibacy for a year.
Jennifer Aniston is turning 40 on Feb 7th, and rumours are that it's gonna be as much of a non event as most of her post Pitt life has been. She's planned a small, intimate wing ding with her good friends Sherryl Crowe, the Cox-Arquette's, and boyfriend John Mayer. In other words it's a who's who of has been's and also rans - any one who used to be anyone! Mayer may or may not propose during the affair - if he lets her down then it will really be peeing on Aniston's parade. With a line up like that they could revive the Celebrity Roast!
Finally something from the pages of TheSmokingGun - something that could easily set a trend in celebrity image credit cards. Behold -
Now I understand that the card is 'for real' and that the image was submitted by card bearer David Mackie. In fact Mackie claims that the submission was almost instantly apporved! For the details though, you're gonna have to go to Smoking Gun.
BTW the awards circuit is currently underway - you might have noticed that celebs are on there best behaviour. Why it's like The Night Before Christmas! We're currently some where between the Golden Globes and the SAGS, and no one wants to make an ass of themselves before Oscar Night. So with that in mind Mocksure as taken the opportunity to salute America's Award Show Industry - still in full swing despite the economic cuts backs -using America's fastest spreading meme -
Entertainment quote of the day -
Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists
In Hollywood, women hate each other. Everyone is so bitchy and they don't want younger actresses coming in and taking their roles. You only have to look at what it's done to Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckinsale used be cool. Now I've heard Kate Beckinsale's got a clause in her contract saying that Kate Beckinsale can't be filmed bending over at more than a 45-degree angle because her boob implants slide up onto her collar bone,~ Sienna Guillory
Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists
