The Oscars are coming up and Hollywood's most well preserved actresses have to put their best faces forward. Naturally that leads to the question "How much has she had done?" Well let Mocksure help you out with a few little visual aids. Just clap you peepers on these opening visual aids and judge for yourself!
First up is Liz Hurley: she's known as one of Hollywood's top collagen abusers, right behind Lisa Rinna! Just how far as she gone thought? Well below are the before and after pix - before on the left and after on the right.
Now that's a radical change but let's give Hurley the benefit of the doubt. Maybe her new marriage really really agrees with her. Cynics will think that she got her lips blowed up like that 'cause of Hugh Grant's well known fondness for the old BJ - like he was gettin from Divine Browne when the cops busted him down in LA - wrecking his career and his Hurley relationship in the process. He might wanna thank them for that though cause Hurley was doin Tom Sizemore behind Grant's back and on the set of Passenger 57 before Grant even knew that Divine Browne existed.
Now I doubt that Hurley is gonna be @ the Oscars this year - it's been awhile since she had any kind of a career (Sienna Miller's heading down that road at record speed - so take note Slutbag!). So it doesn't matter how big her lips get. Another fading rose from days gone by who probably won't be at the festivities, but who probably has logged in her frequent flyer points at the plastic surgeons (as well as on the casting couch of her old British nick name "Maneater" is any indication) is Catherine Zeta Jones. Her last excuse for a movie No Reservations was a disappointment. Her insistence on sticking it out with "Grandpa" made her look slightly ridiculous too. She kind of started to slide from Liz Taylor calibre screen siren to Gabor Sister on the make. When the news broke that Grandpa wasn't that much older than Zeta herself - CZJ shaves ten years off her age, that came out after an invitation to the White House a few years back, and in the course of a standard Fed level background check - her goose was cooked imagewise.
The question remained "How much works has she had done?" Zeta has never denied having work done but floats alot of stories about keeping her looks up with 'kitchen savvy'. For instance she claims she keeps her teeth white by eating plenty of apples, washes her hair with beer and honey, and likes to give her face a scrub down with sea salt. Maybe that explains why she was photoed a year back, with Ted Turner, looking like she'd rubbed her face with sand paper! As for what else she uses to keep a very stiff upper lips, well look below and you be the judge!
She actually looks pretty similar. One chick who bears no resemblance to her former self is Scientology flunk out Nicole Kidman. She claims to be all natural, and even a none smoker - a claims she voices strongly between puffs. However Kidman has had a long pre Tom Cruise ent career, and being that photographed makes it hard to hide the evidence. Take a look at Exhibit A below!
Now that's a massive work over! So when you see the stars going down the Red Carpet and looking ultra glam, remember that their appearance is no more to do with nature and good genes than an Olympic athlete's gold medal performance! That might help you to go easy on yourself. If the celebs had gone easy on themselves, than maybe they wouldn't be so rapidly morphing into humanoids! Perfection is a harsh, and unnatural path!
Speaking of startling transformations it look like Nicole Ritchie has caught hippie off of her good friend Mischa Barton (note the groovy headband). I hope that's all she caught from Mischa, 'cause Barton's lookin rough lately, & by rough mean that the news wires probably have her obituary on file and ready to go!
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