Hey dude - it's just more time to sit around stoned!
Looks like Michael Phelps is gonna get a time out to go think about what he's done. The governing body for American swimming has handed down a 3 month suspension for his latest drug escapade. Plus they've cut off financial support. It's no use enabling the fellow - he'd only blow those precious athletic subsidies on pot and groovy lava lamps.
drugs or sports: the lesser of two evils?
Strangely the governing committee states that no anti doping rule was violated - they just felt like sending out a message! Phelps ain't gonna fight the suspension and loss of funds, though he actually has grounds to. Of course after 3 months of sittin' around smokin' dope and watching soap operas, he'll be lucky if he has any motivation left! Perhaps he'll be better off. He can sell his story for a quick score, instead of winding up another maladjusted athlete.
We can only hope that this wasn't Tom Cruise Purple moment. While the nation waits with baited breath to see the out come of the Phelps Affair, there's still stuff going on in the world, like this!
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