She's even more fucked up than we dreamed!
I hope that you're ready for tomorrow's National Enquirer because it's gonna be a humdinger! Their lead story is "Britney Spears In A Panic". Now why is Britney in a panic more so than usual?? well it seems that her private diaries have been stolen. Britney wrote them during her darkest hours, as a future record for Sean P and Jayden J. It explains some of her more outlandish behaviour too. For instance:
Britney hears voices! She's heard them for years, and she answers them too. The voices tell her to do stuff - mostly go and hide.
The real reason Britney shaved her head is that she feared an electronic transmitter had been planted in her hair and she didn't know how to get rid of it.
When Britney took her kids hostage it was because she was messed up on methamphetamine - crystal meth. She did threaten to kill the boys.
Britney never intended to divorce Kevin Federline. She just wanted to show him that she was the boss. According to the diaries she's still in love with him.
She busted up with Justin Timberklake after he'd found out that she'd had an abortion.
Rumour has it that Sam Lutfi is leaking the stuff to discourage Jamie Spears from taking legal action against him. Sam openly boasted about slipping meds - Respiradon and others - into Britney's food to keep her controllable. That's illegal - administering a noxious substance.
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