Thursday, February 19, 2009

Nadya Suleman - a method to her madness??

The National Enquirer is reporting, by way of an irate interview with Angela Suleman, that Octomom planned her serial births all along. Her intention was to get rich by writing a book about life as a single mom with a large family. She only intended to have 12 kids, but things got out of hand. Everything else was carefully arranged.

The father was picked out because he was a very handsome Mexican American. He is a Californian police officer, and Nadya apparently was impressed with his straight teeth. She felt that this would lessen the possibility of her numerous children needing braces. Now he's not the fellow Nadya was married to when she started down this path. Though that fellow is also Mexican, Nady only married him so that he could get a green card. The marriage was never consummated. The policeman is also married, though Nadya likes to brag that the fellow is hopelessly in love with her and would leave his wife in a second if he thought that there was a chance of being with her.

Octomom supports her bizarre lifestyle with disability/workmen's comp payments that she received from aback injury sustained in 1999. That was when she was a nurse at a mental facility. What comp doesn't pay for her mother Angela makes up. Angela seems to make up a lot too. She owns the house that Octomom lives in rent and bill free. In fact Octogranny has lost her own home at least once while trying to keep her daughter afloat, and even went in debt to a friend to the tune of 30 000. Only 5 000 was ever re payed. When Nadya caught wind of it she phoned her mother's pal up and angrily demanded that the lender mind their own business.

The house - a modest three bedroom bungalow in Whittier California is said to be a pig sty with food stains on the floor, writing on the walls, and without furniture and electric lights in many rooms. The previous 6 kids - one of whom is autistic - live crammed 3 to a bedroom. Reportedly Nadya didn't even lay eyes on them for at least a week after her record breaking birth. She was too busy booking interviews. The Whittier house is also about to be foreclosed on. Seems that the mortgage hasn't been payed in almost ten months. After the new brood moves in it'll hardly be worth foreclosing on, as the bank reps may have to dig to find it from under a pile of dirty diapers and other accumulating refuse!

As for Nadya, she's seems to be trying to find replacement reps for the PR people who recently bailed on her. The public backlash was too much. She's also keeping busy. Not minding her brood, but in doing the little things for herself. She has recently been photographed out and about, getting government payed for manicures, and picking up video game cartridges! She also has a website that she needs to keep updated. It might be a possible source of income, should anyone prove foolish enough to answer her calls for donations!

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Wonder what Dan Aykroyd gets up to in his spare time?? Let's just say that he's waiting for the mother ship.



Life amongst the stars - that guy's getting dangerously close to Scientology!! He and Robbie Williams have much to discuss! Robbie invested 5 to 10 million of his own money on an observatory down in New Mexico, just to comb the skies for signs of intelligent life. Back in the old days you didn't need fancy, expensive telescopes to see UFO's. You just had to attend a Jimi Hendrix concert. Reports are that at one Hendrix concert hundreds were sighted over the course of 2 hours. Strangely enough none of them showed up on film. Perhaps intelligent life is in the eye of the beholder?

Now don't totally dismiss this. Pope Benedict 16 has admitted there could be intelligent life on space, albeit over 20 years after Billy Graham said the same thing. The most distressing thing is that former Canadian cabinet minister Paul Hellyer is in on the act. He's becoming a favourite speaker in flying saucer circles. So when exactly did the guy go nuts?? The water supply in Ottawa supposedly has a very high lead content. Maybe heavy metal did some kind of Jeremy Piven trip on him?? Then again those political assholes never touch water unless it's liberally diluted with scotch first!


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