Thursday, March 12, 2009

Demi Moore - what lengths will she go to hang onto Ashton Kutcher?

She won't be the 1st middle aged woman who picked up a leech, although in this case it isn't Kevin Federline.


The future is in age management. It's a growth industry! Now I thought that leeching went out in the 1800's, once we moved on to more advanced and scientific treatments like mesmerism and phrenology! I supposed that the boomers are determined to show that everything old is new again! Perhaps Demi & co could opt for something less extreme, like facial yoga!




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