So what's with the bizarre antics? Is Phoenix trying to get out of the draft or something??
There's a lot of screaming, and bleeps. It was basically Joaquin Phoenix keepin' up with the crazy act. I've never seen such a lame act since Klinger tried to get sectioned 8'd out of Korea by wearing women's dresses. Say maybe that would add something to Joaquin's routine?? A little discreet drag always added something to comedy. Maybe he could wear a paper bag onstage, and call him self The Unknown Rapper. Prop comedy might be a bit lame, but this act is in desperate need of anything at his point. Violence and profanity are a good start though. With that beard and suit he looks like he should be called the Rappin' Rabbi.
Still, if Joaquin gets any nuttier, there'll be a job on FOXNews for him!
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