As sands through the hour glass??
So what went wrong between John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston? According to the National Enquirer there was no one single issue that broke them up. It was a combination of factors. Factors like John's wandering eye. Also there was his tendency to twitter about their love life. He also refused an invitation to move into her 15 mill Hollywood pad. Jen was disappointed that John hadn't got around to proposing to her. Plus she felt that he was putting his career ahead of her desire to settle down and start up a family - now that's ironic (I say it's ironic because that was Brad Pitt's complaint about her).
Hollywood's longest running soap opera
Jen's friends didn't help the relationship. Courtney Cox in particular felt that Mayer was a dirt bag, a user, and a loser. She was constantly and strongly urging Jen to drop him. Now that's a bit of a surprise because Jen has been a conspicuous 3rd wheel in her relationship to funny man David Arquette. While Jen was in long term residence at Heartbreak Hotel following her Pitt split, her only outings were with Cox and her husband. So observers might have suspected Cox would be relieved to have some time alone. However if even half of the rumours about Cox's troubled marriage are true, then she was only too happy to have Jen around. The less one on one time she has with the old man, the less intense the situation is. So Jen got dragged in as a kind of buffer.
Plus Cox hasn't completely given up on reviving her TV career (though the rest of the world seems to realize that ship has sailed already). She's got some new venture planned called Cougar Country, or something, and being able to trot poor needy desperate Aniston out for occasional co star duty could come in handy. Nothing like a girl on girl kiss to temporally spark the rating of a dud TV project!
The J Dog couldn't stop wagging his tail at strangers
The Cox - Aniston relationship is beginning to sound pathetically co dependent. Mayer did give Cox plenty of ammo to use against him though. In his brief time with Jen he cheated on her at least three times: with a groupie, a cocktail waitress, and a promoter's daughter. He can't be blamed for the last one. It was probably strictly business. Pays to keep colleges happy. However there was a disturbing incident that got posted onto one of the gossip sites. That's the one where Mayer made a creepy come on to a trio of young women after a performance. There were enough anatomical details to give the story a ring of truth. Then again everyone knows about Mayer's mole.Moment of triumph...
The thing is that they seemed so happy at the Oscars. Even in the run up John seemed excited. He bashed Brad Pitt on youtube. He publicly defended Jen on a few other occasions. Then when the happy day arrived, they reigned over the festivities like king and queen of the prom. John was finally realizing how big a deal Jen is. In fact he looked so giddy on awards night that he seemed about to wet the red carpet! The only thing that might have made the night complete for Aniston would have been if Angelina Jolie had been offered up as a human sacrifice; honey glazed and with an apple in her mouth!... and the morning after
So what do you do for an encore? There was bound to be some kind of anti climax. According to some reports the morning after Mayer set off to lock himself in the studio, announcing "That's it. Until the album's done I'm invisible". Aniston didn't appreciate the cold shoulder. There was also the fact that Jen expected a proposal on Valentine's day, which never materialized. Stories in the tabs about Mayer picking out the biggest honking ring he could find must have only heightened her humiliation and disappointment. The only thing left to make a clean break was some time away. When Jen got back from promoting Marley & Me overseas, she phoned Mayer up with an abrupt announcement - "It's over!" Now how much time is a 40 year old woman supposed to waste. There ain't alot of time left on the meter!
The soap opera continues by picking right up where it left off
So now Jen has picked up and is moving forward. Her publicist is busy phoning around to Hollywood's ambitious young up and comers; to see if there is anyone interested in making a smart career move. Meanwhile Jen is rumoured to be spending money like it's water. "It helps her forget" the usual unnamed sources explain. Courtney is pushing Cougar Country ahead full steam too. Perhaps she's feels that it would be an even better vehicle for occasional Aniston guest spots! Mayer is picking up too. He's talking about writing a tell all book about life with Aniston. He's also running his mouth double time on Twitter. According to him he wasn't fired, he quit. The final straw was when Jen called him Brad in a fit of sexual excitement! Now if that's his idea of saving face then the lad had better go back to school! So it's not a matter of what went wrong, but of nothing going right. Besides, I'm sure that Vince Vaughn's recent engagement didn't help the situation much!PS. Did Twitter bust up Mayer and Aniston? Well calling them Mayerston couldn't have helped. Far from being cute, those combined names are down right irritating! At least they weren't referred to as Johniffer! You can follow John Mayer's continuing misadventures on Twitter @ JohnMayerTwit. Perezhilton is asking him for a translation even as I post!!
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