Relationshit:
1. A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
2. what most couples have or what most "happy relationships" will turn into. a whole lotta b.s. of pain and suffering yet for some odd reason you can't walk away from...
3. A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
BE ADEQUITE
The old song said that all you need are looks and a whole lot of money, but even that isn't enough. Especially when you don't have the money! Word is that Lindsay Lohan is bankrupt! Now how can a girl with a string of successful movies behind her (and none ahead) be bankrupt? Well you probably don't need to be told that Lindsay has some expensive habits, allegedly. With no deals currently on the table she's burned through her reserves like a Wall Street banker expecting a stimulus package.
You never give me your money, you only give me your funny paper
Right now she is living on a combination of credit, and Samantha Ronson's pay checks. Even Ronson's ability to bring home the bacon is getting affected, and not by the recession either! Sammy has had to cancel numerous personal appearances to babysit her high strung high maintenance partner. That was the beef behind their latest Mar 13 blow up. Ronson had to go out of town for a gig, and Lindsay couldn't tag along because an arrest warrant prevented her from leaving the state! Immune to such reasonable arguments as "Some on has to earn the money you keep shoving up your nose!", Lohan flipped out and wrecked the joint!
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Keeping Lohan in the style to which she's become accustomed - spaced out - is proving to be a challenge. Apparently for every dollar that comes in, Lohan spends 2! This has put Ronson in the man role of bread winner. Lindsay's fiscal irresponsibility ain't helping their arrangement either. Sources close to Ronson say that she is sick of the constant spendthrifting, and ready to call it quits! In fact her own career is being affected. The possibility of Lohan related cancellations or on site blow ups means that Ronson's bookings are drying up. Look at it from the club owners point of view - your insurance just won't cover an Act of Lohan type of disaster! Your love gives me such a thrill
But your love won't buy my pills
I want money
With Lohan sucking the life blood out of poor Sam it's no longer clear who's exploiting whom in the relationship, and you know how uncomfortable that kind of confusion can be! So maybe Mischa Barton was right when she said that commitment ruins relationships ("Dudes get lazy and girls get bitchy"). Then again maybe those statistics which claimed that most relationships fall apart over money were on to something.
AND NOW MY LIFE HAS CHANGED IN OH SO MANY WAYS,MY INDEPENDENCE SEEMS TO VANISH IN THE HAZE.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Maybe Jamie Spears might be available for some conservator duties? There's a whole generation of troubled young starlets just crying out for guidance, structure, and a father figure! it's a growth industry waiting to be tapped! Better still, perhaps there's a way to factor troubled young actresses into the bailout plan? If it keeps them happily tranquilized in some of LA's more notorious clubs, rather than careening violently around the streets, then it could be considered harm reduction! Harm reduction for society at least. I just hope that their relationship survives income tax day!
bogus zen: An ounce of prevention of worth a pound of cure, and a ton of sorry.
Speaking of sorry, be sure to checkout relationshit for a brutally honest look at the even more brutal battle of the sexes! These relationshots are fired from the hip!
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