Thursday, April 23, 2009

Dr Drew takes touchy feely a bit too far?

different moods at different moments

Dr Drew is taking his game to the next level with a sexed up new reality TV show. The maker of Tool Academy has a brand new series that he's ready to unleash, and it deals with sex addiction. More than that it will drop the celebrity angle and feature ordinary people! The show's producer Jeff Olde said in a statement that he wants to go with just folks because celebrities might be a distraction in the serious sex addiction issue - unlike the less serious drugs and alcohol issue.

Bringing sexy back

I suppose that Dr Drew knows what he's doing. Then again I'd find Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sexual problems more interesting than those of my neighbours (although I have wondered what he does with the duct tape and jumper cables!), or my own for that matter. However after David Duchovney's public disgrace over issues of compulsive sexuality, Dr Drew would probably have a hard time finding any real celebrities to take part in his little love in. Besides, Mel Gibson is saving his explanations for divorce court!



Overactive laptops and overheated blackberries

Olde also notes that sex is bigger than ever what with the Internet bringing porno to everyone's lap top. Unless some one steps up and does something, folk's Blackberries are in danger of exploding! Why just look at the recent case of the alleged Craigslist sex murderer - Philip Markoff. The media is portraying him as a real life Dexter who used the Internet to lure unsuspecting call girls to their doom! In reality only one death can be linked to the Craigslist case, and that seems to be a burglary gone wrong. Facts haven't stopped the media from bandying around the term serial murder! So now that sex is sexy again, this might be the time to try to cash in! I only hope that Drew takes on the case of the British cabbie who molested 12 female passengers after first offering them champagne laced with sedatives. Never accept champagne from your cabbie, no matter how badly you need a drink!

Dr Drew really should reconsider the celebrity angle though. No one does sex like celebs. Why Drew could do a whole segment on Sienna Miller alone. There are a lot of unanswered questions about that woman, like why do all her ex boy friends look like shit when she's done with them? Poor old Jude Law was never the same again after she destroyed his marriage and his career, not to mention his appearance. He wasn't the only casualty. Here's the last known picture of her dumped ex, Welsh singer Rhys Ifans. The poor bugger looks like something that the cat dragged in. No wonder Russel Crowe had her booted off of Nottingham. He's too smart to be the next victim!

the Rowdyman?


Maybe Dr Drew could go to work on that Craigslist guy while he's at it - serial murder is gettign big again too - what with Dexter being a big TV hit!




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