For those of you wondering about Hollywood Red, you should be relieved to know that Firecrotch is back in action. Lindsay Lohan was spotted out and about, at trendy night spot of the month My House, in Hollywood. It wasn't all drinking either. Leo DiCaprio happened to by there at the same time, and reports have Lohan making a bee line for his table! After Lohan homed in like a guided missile, she began chatting him up, and then performed a sexy dance as DeCaprio watched approvingly!
While the casual observing might assume that Lohan is feeling her oats once again, sources at he scene of the crime imputed a darker purpose in Lindsay's flirting. Said one un named spectator "She's as sharp as a tack. She didn't waste time chatting witht he small fry, she went straight after DeCaprio!"So what can be inferred from this - well the obvious; Lindsay is looking to win friends who can influence people, now that her career is circling the drain. Things apparently went pretty smooth with Leo - a lot of drinks were ordered and they spent a lot of time together. However Leo is attached to model Bar Rafaeli and she's known to be clingy. So Lohan might have to find other fields. So that probably means that Firecrotch is back in business, and you can expect more wild boozed out antics to come!
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Incidentally Lindsay is still marketing her Seven Nine fake tan in a bottle. She claims that she's tried eveny tanning product known to man, but only this one is Tanastic! It only needs a catchy name - I'd have called it Agent Orange!
PS. Leo and Lohan have a history together allegedly. Circa March 2006 Lohan was on the rebound from America's favourite 8 1/2 incher (unless he's a 9 inch single) Wilmer Valderama. Britain's News of the World reported that the pair secretly hooked up down in Miami, and that they were continuing a tryst that began on New Years.
The story behind that is that the met at Miami's Prive nightclub. The affair was interrupted by an asthma attack - I kid you not. It was so severe that Lohan had to be hospitalized. However DiCaprio was determined to pick up where they left off, so Lohan's friends snuck him into her room each night after hours. Said friends claimed that he really helped her though the ordeal - I'm surprised he didn't trigger another asthma attack!
They also claimed that DiCaprio was besotted with Lohan. This was before Bar Rafaeli entered the picture, but following Leo's dumping by Gisele Bundchen. Now with Bundchen happily married to Mr Football, who knows whether there might not be enough life left in this rebound romance for a round 2?
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