Fake tits and fake tan - she's a walking environmental hazard!
Now some of you may have heard that Katie Jordan Price is getting divorced. The rest of you are probably wondering "Who the hell is Katie Jordan Price?" The short answer is that she's a chick who makes Paris Hilton look like Princess Grace of Monaco. Long answer is that she's a British glamour model - that means she's appears on Page 3 of the tabloids with minimal clothing. She also likes to wear a lot of fake orange tan, she's gotten a lot of bad plastic surgery, and she has a reality TV show called Stateside with her soon to be ex Peter Andre. The show seems to consist of her bitching a lot and picking on her poor hen pecked husband (who's rumoured to be a closeted gay). Oh yeah and they also claim to have spotted a UFO while in LA. That seems to be the new in thing for Brit celebs to do when they hit California.did Jordan get drunk once too often, or did Petey finally sober up?
Well Peter Andre recently asked Ms Jordan - or whatever she calls herself (she's got more monikers than a pro wrestler) - for a divorce. KJP claims that she was shocked and devastated. Public reaction was more or less "what the fuck took him so long?" Though Petey ain't much of a catch, Katie isn't regarded as any great prize either. In fact people figured that Petey could do better, especially now that Boy George is out of prison. Nobody seemed too curious about why they split, since the Andre - Jordan Prices seemed to be people who probably had no business being married to anyone anyway. Well now Peter Andre has come out with the answer to the question nobody asked.
There are more chemicals in Jordan than the EPA knows what to do with!
Apparently Katie likes to drink. By drink I mean that she's been photographed shitfaced and passed out face down where ever she happened to fall over on more than one occasion. Now this is supposed to be part of her charm, like over sized fake boobs. However Peter Andre had this to say, by way of the Sun: " The devil gets inside her and she’s a nightmare. I trust her when she’s sober but I don’t trust her when she’s drinking." I'm surprised that the devil can find room in there amidst all that silicone! The silicone might be part of the problem since it was a pic of her drunk slumped over at some club with her boobs hanging out the reportedly caused him to snap. Now that's not anything he, or any of the rest of us haven't seen numerous times before. So why get sore over it now? Well let's just say that a drunken slut who's about 75% unrecyclable plastic isn't any great deal in the marriage department. So now is as good a time to wise up as any time.
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