Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger Secret Love Child Scandal

By now you've heard the news, that California Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger got all Kennedy and father a secret *ahem* love child behind his unsuspecting wife's back. The dead was done with a house hold employee, so it was very Upstairs Downstairs. While the woman in question has hit the lottery and will never ever have to work another day in her life, or at least for the next 18 yaers while she soaks up Big Arnie's hefty palimony payments Oksana Griegorieva style; his better half Maria Schiver has stormed out in a huff. She's also dashed off some 'terse missives' to some of the finer LA newspapers.This is bad news for Big A since he can't take over America without her at his side! We just hope that his impregnated employee is legal, and not one of those Latina bargain staff. That would take the scandal to a whole new level of tawdry!



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